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judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos.
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Remember, we *had* a diplomatic resolution to the Iran nuclear issue, thanks to the JCPOA that Obama put in place after years of hard work, but then President Spiteful Shithead withdrew the U.S. from the pact in 2018 and everything fell apart. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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I physically ran into Shaq one time, looked up, and he said "Hey there, little man."

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I accidentally stepped on the back of Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes in a crowd twice, and the second time she turned around and gave me a death stare and I was like HEY THAT'S-

submitted 13 hours ago • 17 comments

Apparently there are some times when white people like quotas.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

This is the homophobe Defcon 1.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I get it. They are mad about "if you want logistics, join the Army. Marines make do." (Just kidding this is absolute fascist bullshit but I gotta make a joke once in a while.)

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I've got a joke about The Bacchae, but it will really tear you up.

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If I'd had any idea of how much time being middle age required trimming eyebrows and plucking nose and ear hairs required, I would have signed up for the Logan's Run carousel voluntarily.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Hey, remember when that asshole drove a truck through a crowd of revelers in New Orleans? Yeah, that was five months ago. Tomorrow.

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Psycho killer Meep meep meep

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Awesome. Literally no rest for the wicked.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I hate that I have to wonder how many right-wing chuds in SUVs are going to drive into crowds of other Americans who are simply exercising their rights tomorrow.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Ecce Homo

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This is the perfect illustration for "circle jerk" in @merriam-webster.com.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Doing jokes about my wife

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I am begging people to include periods when they talk about A.I. ESPECIALLY if they're talking about Big A.I. Because if you write Big Al, this is the only thing I can think about:

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I've got a joke about Oedipus and it's a real motherfucker.

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Ha ha! That Biden sure was old!

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You don't wanna know what honorary degree he got for Sweeney Todd.

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Weeping Jesus on the cross.

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Today in History: In 1381, the English Peasants’ Revolt, led by Wat Tyler, stormed London and burned the Savoy Palace, home of the despised John of Gaunt. The peasants celebrated with drinking and revelry and pledged that, on the following day, they would continue to “burne doun for Wat.”

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This is so right. There are no great power alliance webs involved here, Iran is a pariah state, and Israel is basically a pariah state that depends on the US but is SERIOUSLY pissing the US off right now. Even with Trump's idiots in charge.

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LONO HAS SPOKEN.

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