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judet.bsky.social
Smartass. Current Wisconsinite. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos.
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If it had been the Marines, it would have been raining Charms.

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this man is realizing what the reaction is going to be when he dies

submitted 13 hours ago • 111 comments

You know who ELSE liked a kesselschlacht? That's right, the OTHER Nazis.

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It's also Good, Actually, NOT to have a fucking parade-ground army.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

This should be his official portrait.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

So are the other services (except the Space Force, fuck those guys) going to get their own parades on their anniversaries? Or it is just the one that JUST HAPPENS to share a birthday with the idiot king?

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Man, I'm tired of being right. bsky.app/profile/jiml...

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

The Old Fashioned, where only Wisconsin is King.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm sure @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social knows that the term "thirst trap" was invented specifically to talk about Paul Newman.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

This parade’s messed up

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Stay classy, San Diego. #NoKings

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submitted 15 hours ago • 19 comments

I see the People's Front of Judea has arrived.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Just saw an old man with a sign that says "Mennonites against tyranny" in case you wonder where things are at right now.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

He ain't lying.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

As a former resident: WOW.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

There's a bagpiper here in Madison.

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Motherfucking HERO.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

“If not gestapo, why gestapo shaped?”

submitted 19 hours ago • 35 comments

Republicans are all like "Oh, cool. No KingSSSSSSSS. We're allowed to have one!"

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

The only King I respect.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Chief Wiggum is copaganda by these people's standards.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Medieval illustrations fucking RULE. "Hey, why ya stabbin' me?"

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

Reminds me of all those stories from Afghanistan about people "dressed like ANP personnel." Finish the thought, my dudes. Finish the thought.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Not doing much to dodge those ACAB accusations.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

No kings includes Draft Kings.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Spoken like someone who was granted independence as opposed to seizing it.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

You know who ELSE liked a big military parade? Anwar Sadat.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Remember, we *had* a diplomatic resolution to the Iran nuclear issue, thanks to the JCPOA that Obama put in place after years of hard work, but then President Spiteful Shithead withdrew the U.S. from the pact in 2018 and everything fell apart. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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