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I wish the world was better to us but we really got dragged into hell and I can only speak from that. Gen X and Elder Millies was raised by mostly boomer and silent generation sociopaths. It was the best of times and the worst of times but some great fucking music came from it

Yeah but just lift me and put my right back down. You do anything else I’m immediately turning into one of the Hardy Boys on yo ass 🤣🤣🤣

She is my favorite kind of unhinged 😂

My boundaries regarding those that don’t respect or have regard for other people’s time are about to get real tight round this bitch. W/e you got going on I just don’t care.

At my big age sometimes I still have to remind myself I’m not bound by arbitrary rules. This is my house. The rules are whatever I say they are, until I change my mind.

“Open that one next”

oooh. i’m interested!!

I think one of the things I enjoy most about cats is the hypocrisy. The way they're batshit crazy and zoom round the house ripping things off shelves and playing with anything they can find. Then you throw them a toy and they sit there calmly and look at you like you're mad as it bounces off them.

This Christmas, stop buying people shit they have to find a place in their house for…offer to pay a bill, or give money towards a bill, or get them grocery store giftcards.

gonna get back into my nintendo switch era during my holiday break.

This was something that really hit me as I was losing my mom…what a blessing it was to have someone listen/care about all the little minuscule shit I talked to her about daily. 😞

Accurate

I love looking at people’s personal libraries. Especially the books that people tell me they read over and over throughout their lives. It’s like seeing the foundational texts of someone’s life, values and interests. What are your personal foundational texts?

I think - EYE THINK, this is opinion - part of Jay being so hot he fired that statement off was because Buzbee refiled the lawsuit the week of his daughter's movie premiere, and he probably figures that was intentional (and it probably WAS intentional) and that pissed him off more than anything.

“But if you give us $4.99 we won’t show you the film anymore.” I hate it here lmao

Not Monopoly money 😂

We don't need more remakes of old movies. We need more MUPPETS remakes of old movies.

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

Laying in between my husband and my cat in the bed and they are having a snore off… …the cat is lowkey winning.

Your kids just want v-Bucks for Christmas.

I do too 😩

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

He’s just asking for people to post themselves running the streams up for GNX #addtoBlacksky

Even calling it Comeback Season 2 works!

LMAOOOOIOOOO

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

Wicked was AMAZING. I can’t wait for part 2. 😩

Now why we gotta wait for the Sing-A-Long version of Wicked to hit the theaters in Dec huh? Why we can’t have a Sing-A-Long Premiere this weekend like everybody else?!?

“Yapper that matches my yap” is so funny to me 😂

I wish Vaseline made a wet apply body oil in their Radiant line.

suspect need some head til she fall off the bed 😪

You may lose ya phone and wallet but Alicia Keys still there

Ok so I need to find my reality show Bluesky folks. I found my Real Housewives folks, but where are my Love After Lockup and OWN viewers?

When you’ve finished cleaning the kitchen and the food still has 15 mins to cook on the stove 💆🏾‍♀️🍷

Where are my Real Housewives fans at??? #RHOA #RHOP #RHOSLC #RHONY #RHOM #RHOBH #RHONJ #RHOdubai #RHOC