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April 1, 2025

submitted 11 days ago • 105 comments

Damn. Not wrong. But damn.

submitted 39 days ago • 87 comments

Donald Trump’s America is commercial flights being delayed so Musk can fail at rockets.

submitted 38 days ago • 225 comments

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

submitted 42 days ago • 2032 comments

Don’t you just love how the people who wanted school open during the pandemic think we don’t need a Department of Education?

submitted 56 days ago • 247 comments

This is so insane

submitted 58 days ago • 649 comments

A petition in Denmark has already garnered over 200,000 signatures seeking the "Denmarkification" of California by purchasing it from the United States in response to President Trump's push to buy Greenland.

submitted 59 days ago • 393 comments

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

The dumbest people who have ever existed are running the country

submitted 61 days ago • 3396 comments

Great point.

submitted 63 days ago • 1211 comments

They suck equally hard.

submitted 64 days ago • 1259 comments

You can’t spell FELON without ELON.

submitted 67 days ago • 568 comments

submitted 72 days ago • 1882 comments

Do any of you have an address where I can send Pete Hegseth a bottle of champagne to congratulate him on his confirmation? Thanks in advance.

submitted 78 days ago • 2856 comments

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

submitted 79 days ago • 292 comments

We spent the last four years writing about the high price of eggs under Biden. Now that they’ve reached an all-time high under Trump we’ve moved on to other topics.

submitted 80 days ago • 89 comments

The price of oranges will be rising soon also.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump, the President of the United States, has no “leverage” over Elon Musk, whose companies have billions of dollars in contracts with the federal government.

submitted 80 days ago • 41 comments

Victor is a smart guy!

submitted 80 days ago • 131 comments

Trump's America

submitted 81 days ago • 567 comments

um

submitted 83 days ago • 7155 comments

I just spit out my tea.

submitted 86 days ago • 1944 comments

Here you can see the moment Starship blew up 😱 Credit: x.com/FlyerXT/stat...

submitted 87 days ago • 429 comments

I did, in fact, say this, and it is, unfortunately, in fact, true

submitted 89 days ago • 1179 comments

They are such mrons

submitted 89 days ago • 1004 comments

Why is it that Hegseth talks over women, long after the point where it's even arguably acceptable, and argues with them like he's asking the questions, not the other way around? He can say whatever he wants, but it's clear he doesn't respect women or even the offices they hold.

submitted 89 days ago • 1314 comments

I would have followed up with, “Name three brands of vodka”

submitted 89 days ago • 1214 comments

this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer

submitted 94 days ago • 1922 comments

BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland says in court filing that Jack Smith has already submitted his final report regarding Trump's D.C. election subversion case and that Garland intends to release the report to Congress and the public: www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/u...

submitted 95 days ago • 96 comments

NEW: The Greenland man Trump has made the face of his movement to take over the territory is a convicted drug dealer, violent criminal, and serial offender, according to Danish media outlets DR News and B.T.

submitted 96 days ago • 634 comments

I’m sure he wants the history of it all told his way.

submitted 104 days ago • 1892 comments

Yesterday I discovered that there is a species of fish called the Stoplight Loosejaw. It is not only a deadly predator but also, from the sound of it, an accomplished blues musician.

submitted 105 days ago • 31 comments

What's with Trump's weird obsession with Greenland? He must be off his rocker, amirite?

submitted 110 days ago • 95 comments

Translation: She was just told Desantis isn’t picking her.

submitted 113 days ago • 2472 comments

Nothing to see here, folks. No special favors to anyone we know.

submitted 120 days ago • 1197 comments

December 13, 2024 open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments