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The world really is going crazy.

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I want the names of the Dem consultants and campaign managers who told Tim Walz to stop cooking like this on the campaign trail last year. They should never work in politics again. THIS is the energy we need.

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The thing about this that absolutely kills me is that this will only embolden Republicans to stuff *even worse* stuff in future spending bills, knowing that there are enough Dems who will vote yes on cloture no matter what.

HELL HERE.

"the Iranian Yogurt is not the issue here"

The Cubs won the World Series and 6 days later Trump got elected.

Perhaps the most depressing part about the last couple of months is that every awful shitty thing that’s happening to this country is self-induced. People asked for this. None of it had to happen.

Don’t we fucking know it, @robot-despain.bsky.social

This is wild

This is so fucking funny to me. “Get rid of that gay plane”

Love this see saw, hope it never ends.

Funniest moment last night was Trump telling farmers to “have fun” after announcing a new round of tariffs that will be absolutely hose them.

fucked up that we can’t even afford to emotionally eat our way through this

If they were deliberately trying to crash the economy what would they be doing differently

Sometimes it feels like I’m going crazy, because there is something that is right in front of our faces, has been for years, and nobody of consequence ever says it: Donald Trump works for Vladimir Putin. How much more proof does anyone need? And what is anybody going to do about it?

noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

[oprah voice] macrodata REFIIIIIIIIIIINEMEEEEEEEEEEENT

17 days till the government shuts down

This was always about cutting the federal government so the tax cuts for the very wealthy don’t expire. This was never about “efficacy.”

Wait being informed sucks ass.

He’s such a fucking weirdo

when there’s a job listing called like “writer/graphic designer/photographer” it’s like hey little buddy that’s three jobs. do you know about numbers friend? or is that also going to be my job

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

This tracks

They never cared about the mental health, it was always an excuse to not blame the guns.

No credit for also only caring about things that personally affect him.

I really really REALLY like how this game is making awful people sad.

#ORTBO #severance

got one of those pens that’s four colors of ink and i get to pull a lever to choose which color. and it will fix everything

I am . still tryng. despite tha bullshid.

preparing for the future by replacing my hands with raccoon hands

This 2nd part of this headline is wild. Not the explainer that’s needed WaPo, maybe explain why the tariffs suck?

I’m glad none of the Golden Girls are alive to see this.

Listening and judging and plotting vengeance.

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”

I don’t want there to be six more weeks of anything

what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines

it’s so heartening to see the US finally engaging in a trade war with our two greatest enemies, Mexico and Canada

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

As long as this Elon Musk person isn’t known for blowing things up, we’re probably fine.

Man, I had missed the days when your thought upon opening up any news app is always, “Now what?”

Remember when we said Trump is going to do project 2025 and everyone said “no, he’s not.” Turns out …

this is the one

Explain the gap in my resume? Look, bitch… sorry, may I call you bitch?

Today is not a fun day.

Maybe he'll pull a William Henry Harrison. www.joemygod.com/2025/01/arct...

Wouldn’t it have been cool for DT to get sentenced and then a week and a half later KH was sworn in? That would have been a nice little January for us.