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Art Harlot 🪭 Irreverent Aesthete. Deviant Sensualist. A fever you won’t want to sweat out. Boston 5.5-6 DC 5.7-8 Chicago 5.12-13 🥂 Come closer: https://bio.site/juliaflowerbomb
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Recently had the most delicious duo with @adrienneowen.bsky.social devouring all assortment of carnal delights 🥩💘 Thank you A & C for allowing me to step foot into this magical world of adventure you've created with one another.

Strapped in and ready to ride

Had the most cursed Uhaul experience today ☠️ Please send treats.

My dance card is filling up, but I still have a spot or two in each city. Tempt me with an indecent proposal.

My email chimed with a notification as I stepped into my Uber to head to our first date. Now, that's what I call foreplay. Thank you, C 💋

Schmuck. Martini: worth the hype. 10/10

"The Amish were right. We've flown too close to the sun with this electricity thing" I think to myself as I recline in a dentist chair as the hygienist takes a 3D scan of my teeth with a wand that looks like a high tech dildo.

The subject of your fever dreams 🌙

Apartment hunting in the city is no joke, but I'm so relieved that I've finally found my dream spot! My wishlist will be undergoing some serious renovations shortly to reflect my urgent need for antique door knobs and power tools. Also maybe a rice cooker. Who knows! I'm drunk on possibility!

NYC, I know you'd never sleep on Sunmi

Anyone who grew up with an unnecessarily frugal mother understands the need for a wishlist. Sure, I could buy those things for myself, but I prefer my hit of gift-induced serotonin without my mother's voice in the back of my head insisting "you don't really need that"

I've been active my whole life, but it's within the past 4 months or so that I've been able to build a gym routine that I actually miss when I'm out of town. It's really nice to feel excited to get back into my workouts instead of dreading them.

He may be risen, but I'll make sure you never do 🗝

I'll be out of the office April 13th-19th. I'll respond to all inquiries when I return. Don't miss me too much xx 🍹

◇Upcoming Availability◇ •Out of Office | April 13-19 •Boston | May 5-6 •Washington DC | May 7-8 •Chicago | May 12-13 NYC all other dates #datenyc #dateboston #datechicago #datedc #bostonbdsm

I bet I can leave you speechless 😚🤫 💌: [email protected]

This is the only kind of protective energy I ever want in my life 😊

Hot girl summer is out. Analog summer is in. I'm talking books. I'm talking radio. I'm talking vinyl. I'm talking leaving my phone and home and having a little city stroll with nothing but a watch and my wallet. I wanna be ✨️ unreachable ✨️

The way my jaw DROPPED when he presented the consideration in this beauty 😭