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Stark Tower, this afternoon. Iron Man: ‘We should take that asswipe Putin, down.’ Thor: ‘In the name of Asgard, Strike!’ Hulk: ‘Hulk kick commie ass. Hulk smash.’ Captain America: ‘Actually, Lads, I’m going to have to sit this one out…er…my shield is at the cleaners…and I have bonespurs..

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Misunderstood my boss this morning and I’ve just given our worst performing member of staff a good dressing gown.

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Are you a short film maker? Try standing on a box.

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He needs to put some jam on his ankles and invite his trousers down for tea

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“I love science as much as the next guy; I know it always finds a way; I never say never. I think exploration of the universe is all well and good. But when a doped-up man says we’re packing up and shipping off to Mars in the next two years, I say, I’ll have what he’s having.”

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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away. Get it? I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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Zelenskyy says Trump living in ‘disinformation space’ after blaming Ukraine for Russian invasion – Europe live

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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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My father told me ‘Don’t always be looking for faults and making waves.’ Lovely man, awful seismologist. #LunchPun

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FUNFACT: The Macarena was originally just a tutorial on how to fold a sweater.

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I always found it confusing at school. Lunch was served by Dinner Lady's, 'The Head' actually had a body just like normal people and you were told off if you broke anything during Break Time ...very odd #LunchPun

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Trump: So all I need to do is press and hold the delete button to remove this democracy virus and autocracy will be restored? Musk: yes that's right, cool eh?

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[queuing outside toilet] Some guy: “Are you queuing for the toilet?” Me: “No, I just really love the smell”

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Crazy how some people consider swimming to be a sport when the only alternative to it is drowning.

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I’ve been on a semaphore training course since 9 o’clock this morning and now I’m really starting to flag.

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www.reuters.com/world/us/tru... Wow, mind blown, his

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Taxi rank Havana 2013

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[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?

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Wikipedia's Jimmy Wales on Elon Musk: "(Tesla) key market for electric cars will tend to be people who care more about environmental issues...the kinds of people he's sort of bashing and carrying on against...you're really directly offending a lot of people who would be your customers otherwise"

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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

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Dancing queen 👑

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Taxi rank Havana

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Nice try, spam email. If I needed cheap Viagra, why would hot singles in my area want to meet me?

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Excited to announce I’ve just been cast in a non-speaking role in a radio drama.

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‘I just saw a waxwork of a medieval knight in full battle gear.’ ‘Tussauds?’ ‘No, a shield and a battleaxe…’ #LunchPun

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Elon Musk has posed as a champion of those poor bereaved families in Southport but the killer watched a violent video just before his killing spree on X and Musk is refusing to take it down despite numerous official requests from UK & Australian authorities www.ft.com/content/3c89...

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I was waiting for the sun to rise and wondering how it all works. Then it dawned on me. #LunchPun

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Found a picture of Elon Musk’s cat. Apparently, he has three names for it: Adolf Kittler, Hermann Purring and Joseph Furballs.

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Oh it did make me laugh. Someone started talking about NFC communication! I said that's near field communication communication. I mean... (Wife:shut up dear) Sorry dear... #LunchPun

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Elon Musk just wants to go down in history as another corrupt scandal character but he wants to play it out a while longer. You know, ElonGate. #LunchPun

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During my trip to Tibet, I saw a wild ox leave the hairdressers with a hairstyle, worn predominantly by black people. Obviously happy, he started spinning round until he could no longer stand. Then, clearly aroused, he started chasing all the females. Must have been an Afro Dizzy Yak #LunchPun

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Banksy drops another bomb.

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My father got in touch from the great beyond to say that, if he’d known all these guys were autistic, he wouldn’t have bombed them so much.

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