juliemoonthego.bsky.social
Sass, knitting, culinary arts, and public transit are totally my bag. Plant Mom. Also home of Dmitri Sockov’s many adventures.
She/Her. Occasionally WTH.
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YES.
I won’t interact with it at all, and will unfollow if it’s excessive.
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I can’t choose.
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Sending some very gentle skritches.
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I have the tree bag handy if needed.
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Just a regular human bartender, eh?
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She is definitely the most laidback of the trio.
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Bella would give you a pass.
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I’m at the Farm!!
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Bacon.
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Nautical Disaster is the song that got me into the Hip. And yes, it’s a master class in storytelling unto itself.
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Yikes. Let’s hope if the occasion arises (and I hope it doesn’t) someone reads that and don’t give you any.
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The “natural” remedy for you drastically raises my blood sugar levels.
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Neck is still sore but less of a feeling of being stabbed. The pain is no longer on my bicep and shoulder blade.
I am also groggy. Even 1/2 a milligram of Hydromorphone is kicking my ass.
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Toof.
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*SENT.
I’m gonna blame the drugs.
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I want to eat that.
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Well. You may have purchased a sweater, but they clearly want a scarf.
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Oh dear. Cold medications have a bit of pain reliever, but not enough for dental extraction-level pain. I hope he shakes the cold soon.
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Oh, I will make sure of it.
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I had such a crush on him.
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Daaaaaaamn. That bites.
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Roddy McDowell?
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I would want to see his credentials first.
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They just got home and were alarmed that he’d busted out, but pleased that he was treated well.
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You can see his suffering for yourself. There’s a heating pad under the oversized shawl.
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Not with those claws.
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So, despite coming from a family full of cops, I did engage in and supported illegal activities.
Because a girl needs her cheese.
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These merchants would “acquire” items that “fell off a truck” on their way to the Itaewon American military base PX. They resold them to desperate foreigners and curious locals. Very much an open secret. When Lays Korea began making their own Doritos, it really cut business for the BMAs.
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Me own sweet Ma, law-abiding Church lady, shipping me contraband allergy medication like it was cocaine.
In the meanwhile, if you were craving certain Western products like KD, Doritos, Deodorant, or other luxuries, you went to a little hole-in-the-wall shop in Kildong called Black Market Ajumma’s.
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Also, two jumbo boxes of Claritin, which is also not available.
None of this trips security.
I get to my digs and unload the contraband.
Over the next year, the KD is a welcome gift to new teachers, and when I run out of Claritin, Mom sends me more, but labels it “books” on the shipping label.
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The KD has been emptied into individual baggies, with a cheese pouch in each. The cheese is wrapped in waxed paper and clean underpants.
The KD is just not available. The cheese is forbidden by the import laws and dairy regulations to prevent foreign bacteria.
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Okay. Gather ‘round, kiddies and learn how Auntie Julie circumvented Korean law.
Picture this: Kangdonggu, Seoul, 2000. I get off the plane after a trip home, and check through customs. Little do they know, I have a block of Empire Cheese Cheddar in my suitcase. That and a case of Kraft Dinner.
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They love me for my weed.
(The catnip.)
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I grow it for friends and family’s cats. I have no cat myself.
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I think his people* left for a dinner and didn’t realize that he’d slipped out. It is not safe for him to be just left in the hallway until they get home, so looks like I’m cat sitting.
*one is 94 and her daughter who lives with her has had several strokes.
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Worst code name ever.
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That they’re checking it? Yes.
That chunks of concrete are falling? No.
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Toodle-loo, Ruby Doo.
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This is good to read.
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“I feel fine! Think I’ll go for a walk!”
“You’re not fooling anyone.”