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dev: so, what is the computer actually doing right now? high-level abstraction: don't worry about it dev: but it seems slow though... high-level abstraction: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

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Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

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One year ago today she said yes and The Daily Tism was conceived! Two completely bananas weeks later, we launched the site. A year on and we have coming up to 100k followers across socials, Sarah has joined our team, we’re about to release ep 2 of sketch show & podcast launches end of month!

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whenever you tell a woman she is resilient she gets to kill you for your error

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Bring back everyone who was sent from the U.S. to CECOT in El Salvador. No one should be sent there. ALL their rights were violated. ALL of them should come home.

submitted 3 days ago • 107 comments

lesbians who are also dogs

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

just got to explain to my mom that, no, I don't wear my leather collar in the shower. I put it on right after I get out. She told me I should get a real dog collar cause theyre waterproof I told her I already have a few She said "well I hope they're at least more colorful than that one"

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

I was thinking about this Joe and Tracy anecdote from the supply chain crisis on gummy bears. Things are probably going to get really weird in a few weeks in unexpected ways:

submitted 4 days ago • 118 comments

we must stand against cis activism in our schools and public spaces

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a breakfast of fruit, cheese, nuts and good bread is, in american food culture at least, very underrated

submitted 4 days ago • 303 comments

Good morning Bluesky !

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I love Bibi’s compression gloves! #disabled Bluesky, if you haven’t seen her cute aids, check them out!

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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam theonion.com/fbi-war...

submitted 4 days ago • 71 comments

It is becoming unbelievably difficult to stay both informed and sane

submitted 5 days ago • 331 comments

Always share the cute med equipment :3

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I will never get over paying £8008 for top surgery. Firstly cause it's so expensive but also haha boob

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celtic pagans 600 years ago: "never must we go in ye olde barrow mounds. the fair folk may spirit us away through the veil." Me: tits out in the middle of a mushroom circle chugging mead during a full moon on an equinox "IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING FAYE ABDUCTED & CORRUPTED ME RIGHT NOW!"

submitted 5 days ago • 25 comments

big excel sheet of my mutuals sorted into 2 columns: puppy not puppy

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hello everyone! i am nora and i run a fused glass based jewelry shop! i make all the glass at home in my kiln. shares would be a big help! nora.jewelry #bsnm

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

yes hello I use em-dashes in more substantial writing too

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The streamers aren't enough. Gotta keep adding stickers to my bike until it's very obviously kidcore.

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i will need new arthritis gloves soon... and they're CUTE??? what?! unheard of, honestly. maybe somebody you know could use an item from this shop too!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The host denial pipeline be like

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Look, I know object permanence when I see it

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Gotta start confiscating the shelves and cupboards from people who oppose a building because "it's tall." See if they can understand the issue with sprawl when they have to fit all their stuff in a single layer on the floor.

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Throwback Thursday to giving @juliethecyborg.bsky.social wagon rides back when I lived in the middle of the woods.

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The main cause of autism is autistic adults having sex. This is not something we need to prevent.

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I have removed the bike lanes that were in the road and which you were probably using to get to work Forgive me they were delicious so crunchy and so cold

submitted 147 days ago • 19 comments

i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash

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if you're concerned with your daughter seeing a dick in school because there's a trans girl on the sports team, two things: you should probably talk to your daughter about not peeking in the stalls, and also statistically speaking, overwhelmingly you should look into the coach, not competitors

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment