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IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE! Let me help navigate through the wilderness of life, politics, tech, and science with humor, logic, and common sense - to plot a path out of this quagmire, extinguish gaslighting, and overcome oligarchy and authoritarianism.
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I dreamed of the Age of Aquarius. Instead, history will remember us as drunken monkeys—hoarding bananas, terrified of death and divinity alike, chainsawing the branch beneath our feet, faithfully electing liars as leaders, mistaking charlatans for saviors. Who, exactly, put the brakes on evolution?

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Lies, damn lies, and complete delusions. How is this normal? www.cnn.com/2025/06/10/p...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Over the river and through the woods, To Mike Johnson’s House they go; Two blind mice, skating thin ice, Through chaos and political show. Over the wire and into a storm, Big egos thunder and blow. With truth undermined, The blind lead the blind, And over the cliff they go!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Word of the day: Schmegettification. America desperately needs some right now!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Americans have been so gaslighted by this regime, we practically glow in the dark. At this rate, we might as well export gaslighting as renewable energy. Shill, baby, shill!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Never-mind the immorality. Donny Two Dolls wants to spend $45 - $92 million dollars of taxpayer money on a military parade in a show of military muscle. Diplomatic experts say this actually projects weakness to foreign adversaries. The truly strong don’t need to put on a show of strength or means.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

He tried to pin the negative Q1 GDP on his predecessor, ignoring the damage from his own trade war. What’s next—renaming the San Andreas Fault “Biden’s Fault”? Spare us!

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

While Commandant Chaos sucks up all the oxygen, squatting rent-free in every lobe of our brains, stories like this are often suffocated into oblivion. abcnews.go.com/amp/US/georg...

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Tariffs are “extortion by a delinquent” - Japanese lawmaker Shinji Oguma.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

This on-again, off-again tariff related madness on Wall Street has some analysts clamoring for a new market technical indicator: The Presidential Bedside Indicator (PBI) - A highly volatile, mood-sensitive technical indicator based on which side of the bed POTUS gets up on each morning! 📈📊📉

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

MAGA is scrambling for euphemisms to spin the #tariffgate insider trading scandal. Vote in comments for your favorite: 1) Freedom funding 2) Privileged financial foresight 3) Proactive asset allocation 4) Timing the market with confidence 5) Executive-level intuition 6) High-level economic awareness

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Legacy media still has some reasonable and articulate journalists. Fareed is very well versed on International affairs. Here’s his fact-based take down of Trump’s misplaced nostalgia for tariffs. youtu.be/AfscyIbtz2Y

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments