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IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE! Let me help navigate through the wilderness of life, politics, tech, and science with humor, logic, and common sense - to plot a path out of this quagmire, extinguish gaslighting, and overcome oligarchy and authoritarianism.
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MAGA was sold a lemon by a used car salesman. He sold them sour, swore it sweet, now they smile “butt” with puckered cheeks.
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Yep. It’s the first rule of autocrats: destroy trust in everything except the Supreme Leader.
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The Secretary of Gnomeland Security didn’t have an allergic reaction. It was the Botox trying to escape her face. All she needed was an ICE pack, but they were all in LA!
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Sen. Cassidy La-R in Feb:
Q: "Does a 71-year old man who spent decades criticizing vaccines and was financially vested in finding fault with vaccines, can he change his attitudes and approach now that he'll have the most important position influencing vaccine policy in the United States?"
A: NO!
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When prosecutors go beyond the four corners of an indictment, is it ever considered prejudicial grounds for dismissal? Obviously, they’re doing so for political purposes and to taint the jury pool.
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TIK-TACO
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Funny! This is how it ends…
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They only have a one-way moral compass to guide them.
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😂
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He doesn’t have the authority to change tariffs. There’s no emergency!
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Tariffic!
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Where’s Cheryl?
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Donny Two Dolls isn’t cutting back on his own toys.
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The justice system moves too slowly and is too vulnerable to the kind of political gamesmanship, stonewalling, and abuse we’ve seen from bad actors. There needs to be a fast-track for election cases and Constitutional disputes. Seriously!
Not seriously: How about a drive-through court?
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Property taxes are a form of double taxation. We already paid taxes on the money we earned to buy the property. Then, the property taxes go up automatically 2% a year. It’s obscene. Tax the billionaires instead!
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Pope Alternative Facts, the Glorious Grifter. Believe, but verify with donation.
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Not being Catholic might be a sticking point as well.
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Does he really want to ascend to be Pope? AI: “Sorry, this golden escalator’s headed straight DOWN to a much warmer climate!”
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I don’t know why this great film was not determinative last Nov. It’s a damning indictment of utter corruption and impeachable offenses.
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Nobody does two-faced hypocrisy like this clown.
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CNBC reports: “Gross domestic product fell at a 0.3% annualized pace, largely pushed by a surge in imports ahead of Trump’s tariffs. Imports soared 41.3%, driven by a 50.9% increase in goods. Imports subtract from GDP.” But, Jerk of the Jungle loves the blame game.
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I had the same question. Does this have any impact the NC Supreme Court race?
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😂
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It clearly shows the opposite of “facilitate.” I believe the correct word is OBSTRUCT!
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Can you believe we still have to litigate this idiocy in 2025? The Rule of Law vs. the Law of the Jungle. I thought we figured that one out centuries ago.
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Why are they choosing this isolated immigration case as their “hill to die on?” They have no chance, legally or politically against a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling. Makes no sense other than empty swagger and gaslighting. We all need to get one of these. The fumes are getting noxious.
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This on-again, off-again tariff related madness on Wall Street has some analysts clamoring for a new market technical indicator:
The Presidential Bedside Indicator (PBI) - A highly volatile, mood-sensitive technical indicator based on which side of the bed POTUS gets up on each morning! 📈📊📉
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This on-again, off-again tariff related madness on Wall Street has some analysts clamoring for a new market technical indicator:
The Presidential Bedside Indicator (PBI) - A highly volatile, mood-sensitive technical indicator based on which side of the bed POTUS gets up on each morning! 📈📊📉
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This on-again, off-again tariff related madness on Wall Street has some analysts clamoring for a new market technical indicator:
The Presidential Bedside Indicator (PBI) - A highly volatile, mood-sensitive technical indicator based on which side of the bed POTUS gets up on each morning! 📈📊📉
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Disgusting. What next? Are the feces from Jan. 6 insurrectionists are on the way to the Smithsonian?
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What can be done about it? Is there no check on this abuse of power? If left unchecked, it will only escalate!
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This is weaponization of DOJ at its worse and thanks to SCROTUS, there’s nothing we can do about it.
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Another invasion of data privacy with no credible oversight that is ripe for abuse and mishandling.
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They seem intent on throwing the baby out with the bath water.
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They’ve arrived!
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Revenge of the Penguins
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Our future is more like that of a Banana Republic with our main export being homemade bullsh!t