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juniperanduril.bsky.social
Barely closeted trans woman (working on it). She/her/hers. Cover image: Reclining Woman, by Donna Tucker 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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Wrote about one of my favorite tarot cards, why I've been laid up from surgery so long, and how Wall-E from the movie Wall-E was on the surgical team that installed my new vagina. episodes.ghost.io/eight-of-swo...

Still reading Woodworking by @emilystjams.bsky.social and (mild spoilers) I just got through the big twist and now it’s November 2016 and why is every trans novel trying to traumatize me?

I’d be stoked if I got my Mom’s rack, ngl. But I have better hair than her.

Huh. Is this anything?

OMG I tweeted this before I saw Conclave lol

Women who seem like they’re trans but aren’t. Is there a word for that?

Just got a call from my eye doctor that my new glasses are ready! But I forgot that I gave them my new name, totally threw me, ended up switching voices three times in a 30-second call. I can’t keep up this double life bs much longer.

Right: where I gave myself an e shot a week ago Left: where a nurse gave me an e shot today. I have to get better at this.

If everything goes according to plan, a month from now I’ll be totally out? Just 100% socially transitioned. Wild.

Oh.

I Saw the Pope Glow

Me 20 pages into Woodworking by @emilystjams.bsky.social

I am begging anyone with the ability to commission articles in my industry: let trans people write about what is happening to us right now.

I hope the new pope is trans

Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

so they're mycoblogging

ⓘ your password must contain: - an uppercase letter - lowercase letter - a coin made from stone - a song stolen from dirt - a knife from under the hills - a stick stuck through a dead man’s eye - a claw ripped from a rat - a name, and the name is lost - a feather from an angel’s wing

true story: i am very cute you gotta reskeet if you agree sorry i don’t make the rules

if u r transgender u have to try Famous Dave’s Sweet ‘n Spicy Pickle Spears. if u accomplish something else then good. if u accomplish nothing else then good. but u have to try Famous Dave’s Sweet ‘n Spicy Pickle Spears.

I am going to be so mad if he turns out to be a sex pest.

Yeah I need to cry more. Is today over?