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Post 9/11 country music sounds like the singer is bouncing on a skinny dick

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Relatively minor undue success is such a prison. Wish my dick was like half an inch shorter so I would know for sure

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Never been to a Disney themed wedding that lasted

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I would have started watching the sopranos a lot earlier if someone had told me there was a character named Big Pussy

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Look I don't like it but Elon Musk does have the "retard pass". That was technically allowed

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Love Robert Eggers movies because they are so historically accurate they border on racist

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My wife always gets me the best presents!

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Just had a roasted chestnut for the first time. Don't believe the hype

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Marvelous Ms. Maisel but it's about Nick Mullen starting cumtown

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Some of you guys are a little too anal as hell when you should be being oral as hell

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fuck it’s so over

submitted 86 days ago • 46 comments

Listening to classical music in A flat exclusively because I am not virtue signalling about liking small tits

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More like... Pod Save My Dick and Balls

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Food for thought

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tired: giving head wired: recapitate

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Twin towers

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New sensitive boy Olympic event: long distance unrequited yearning

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Wicked is just the Yakubian mythos for white women

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Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?

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i found a forgotten god in a pit by my house and i’ve been cutting off pieces of it and eating them

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Very full! Ate a lot of food 🫃

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I believe in a sort of death of the author kind of approach to gay pornography

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Al dente cock

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i hope this email finds you well no homo

submitted 93 days ago • 17 comments

Just a reminder for everyone. Make sure to get a look at the desserts before starting shit tomorrow

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Most women can't even find where men's G-Slur is

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are you cooking your turkey missionary or face down ass up style this year

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flared base means it's safe

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Live footage of me and @strawberry-picnic.bsky.social

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

Remake starship troopers but it's about dishwashers in an understaffed dish pit

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it’s never been about follower count, it’s always been about soft power ✅

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This is how it feels to get a handjob from behind

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my ten thousand followers love when I am a huge bitch

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I know it deep within my soul that I would have faked having scarlet fever so I could lie on the beach for my "recovery"

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Weird Al parody of Eleanor Rigby but it's about the people who click "are you seriously jerking alone" porn ads

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Oh wow, you listen to folk punk? No, you can come over, let me just hide the nice silverware.

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silver linings anarchist cookbook

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it probably feels so good to be a turkey having all that stuffing shoved in your ass

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Big McPoyle energy from this guy

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(peering into the cage of the monkey next to me) whatcha got there? Cloth Mother? Nice...nice. Me? Eh, I got the Wire Mother. Nah, it's not so bad. Can't pick your family, you know?

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Nobody ever plays it cool about whether or not there’s going to be a reckoning

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