justandre.bsky.social
He/they, cis, Chosen Undead.
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I'll give you fifty bucks to remake Devil May Cry from the ground up, except instead of Dante it's Godzilla and every bad guy is the Roland Emmerich Godzilla.
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But I'm now a free agent! Completely unemployed for at least a good amount of time! If you have any short-term game development or writing needs, this experienced game developer suddenly has some time on his hands. Please reach out.
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Cons: Semi-longterm financial ruin for a single afternoon's entertainment.
Pros: The knowledge that you're within just a few miles of a certain jellyfish buddy who still misses their mama.
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I only played this game for the first time four months ago, but Marguerite Baker in particular already holds such a special place in my heart as far as horror antagonists go. REVII really was just an absolute gift.
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Her (2013).
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More like NEIN Sols! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA, but seriously I hear it's excellent.
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Okay, yeah, over two hours later I'm at the point now where I've gotten myself passionate enough to start actively tagging other people in posts so now it's their problem too. @dkvine.com
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I was trying to find a comment I remember from one of your Rooster Teeth Expo panel uploads calling you "slowdilf" and asking @diabetus.bsky.social whether the insulin pump got in the way of intercourse, but this'll have to do.
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Oh, fuck me, I just realized I reposted this yesterday but forgot to actually reply.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkoR...
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You mean where you've bean at?
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I still remember waking my mom up from an afternoon nap to ask if "disgusting" was a swear word because Ham uses it at one point in the original Toy Story and my five-year-old mind was too distraught at the possibility of profanity to wait for her to wake up on her own.
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I'll tutor him.
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The past few years we've known each other has all been a ploy on my part hoping that if/when things here really start getting bad, you'll let me (and my trans brother) fly over and crash at your place indefinitely. I don't actually even like video games.
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And full-on Donkey Kong sex criminals want Nintendo Power's promise of a "fiery seal" fulfilled at long last.
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Ditto this, but in regards to religion.
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one must imagine the mario 64 ghost happy.
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That's why you do what I do and just relisten to the same half-dozen podcasts on repeat until you're dead.
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What year was this podcast recorded, out of curiosity? (Although, regardless of how old or recent it is, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say "Romani" isn't the word they used.)
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Smells strongly of corn chips and antifreeze.
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More than "suspect," if you go digging a little you'll find this hypothesis is 100% backed up by academic studies done on fascist movements.
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Oh wait, was this referring to Tails Adventure?
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I have a great idea for your new Discord server icon.
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This sort of thing is exactly why Mike Dawson stopped showering after moving to Texas.
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I was once a member of one of those programs that rewards you with gift cards for completing market research surveys, and the number of respondents who cited their dislike of "sci-fi" when asked their thoughts on the trailer for Gravity, purely on the basis that it's set in space, was *infuriating.*
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(And the remake on day one, of course, but that doesn't count per the original question's criteria.)
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"Finally" is right; as I recall, I responded to a public invite to your Discord server right after you were promoted to narrative designer, which means I've spent over four years now waiting for the chance to pick your brain about all the design contributions you've made in that time. 😄
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Now that's what we call a Mary-Suezo.
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WHAT A PLOT HOLE!
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Maybe the shipping and/or ranching industries are big in Illinois.
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Retrendemption Sixtysaur Us.
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Sony is repeatedly fumbling Fromsoftware and that is wild.
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Technically, Tiptup hasn't had his own game for 5,037,000,000,000 days.