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justaryk.bsky.social
Gamer (derogatory), voice actor (also derogatory), and overall dude trying to just exist at the very least.
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I just saw an incredibly rotund rabbit in my back yard. You could say I've had a pretty good day today.

@spennser.bsky.social A user on the Smosh Reddit posted this: www.reddit.com/r/smosh/s/rG... Angela has been avenged?

After suffering French counting I'm so thankful that the number system in Finnish is in Base 10. The -teens are funny to me. I like to think they got 1-10, and figured just do ”[1-9] plus [10]” for the multiples, but forgot about 11-19 and said "uhhhh screw it do [1-9] again".

Me to that motherfucking groundhog:

As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss

It was fun to hear the squirrel's chitterin. Until I heard one squirrel go "CHEEEHHN" right behind me. Like it was CLOSE. So I turn and I see this absolute fuckin UNIT of a squirrel perched on a branch at eye level 6 feet away staring RIGHT at me. Like CHILL, rodent, I don't want any heat from you.

I, like many other people, get hyper fixated on a certain food for a short period of time. Sometimes that means I eat a couple fun-sized butterfingers a day. Other times that means I go through an entire bag of tangerines in less than a week by myself. At least those are healthy?

White-tailed deer blep. It must be rough finding food at this time of year, especially with snow on the ground.

We all laughed at Musk when he said he wanted to colonize Mars. We should have encouraged him so he and the rest of the 1% would have fucked off to Inter-Planetary Hell.

So glad these "hardware leaks" are finally over with. Now we just need to wait until April to know anything else. Oh and the inevitable software leaks. This is the song that never ends! youtu.be/itpcsQQvgAQ?...

Friendly reminder from a self-proclaimed tea nerd: If you want stronger tea DO NOT steep it longer. Add more tea on the onset instead. Steeping for longer just ends up making a more bitter tea.

Super Smash Bros. Melee's "Break the Targets" theme had absolutely no business going so hard.

I felt so symbolic yesterday 🤗

My body after getting just a whiff of coffee: OPE, time to go to the bathroom. Me: Cool, just let me finish task first and maybe even drink some of thi- My body: I'M GOING TO SHIT YOUR PANTS

How are they steaming and shiveringggg I love them 😭

Luigi Mangione has to be innocent! I heard from a friend that on December 4th they were both too busy holding space for the lyrics for Defying Gravity!

FACT: The United States is the only developed country in the world without universal health coverage for all of its citizens - and that's absolutely shameful, especially for the most wealthy nation on the planet. #HealthCareForAll

Windows update:

UHC as a company is still functioning and isn't suddenly on fire without their CEO. Almost like the CEOs of these mega corporations don't matter to the overall function of the company and don't deserve the insane wealth. I wonder how that money could be used so people wouldn't be so angry? Hm.. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Night sky ✨

A gamer is a gamer no matter how good or bad they are at video games. 🗣️💯

I can't be trusted with naming characters anymore. I end up coming up with shit like Munto Sluntly, Hasbro Willtravel, Dr. Ass Clappius, and most famously among my friends is of course Gunch.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

Millenial's YouTube Poops were Gen Alpha's Skibidi Toilet.

Never forget what we could have had 😭

Employee of the Month every month from now until eternity.

Eternal Darkness on GameCube needs to be remade. Of course the sanity effects would have to change. Something like making it look like you're accidentally casting Porn to the family TV. Switching to the YouTube app and subscribing to Mr. Beast. Fake joystick drift. The possibilities are endless.

Webb's mid-infrared image of the Pillars of Creation reveals an ominous, dusty masterpiece where stars vanish into the shadows. Gas & dust take the spotlight, key ingredients for star formation. #JamesWebb #Astronomy #ExploreTheCosmos ➡️ amzn.to/3ZsY5Jr #AmazonFinds #AffiliateMarketing #ad

So basically a Kirby game?

Started trying to learn Sudoku about 6 months ago. So obviously that means I've officially reached post-midlife.

Anyone got any recommendations for accounts that just post high quality pictures of landscapes that aren't AI slop? It's just something nice to see while I'm scrolling sometimes.

I am a big advocate for preserving video games. So it's always awesome to see groups of people doing just that. Even random old mobile games that people would neglect, are getting preserved and that's really cool to me

me: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one