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justinkramp.bsky.social
Martech and content systems professional at VML. Central Kansas transplant to KC area. Off work I’m finding live music, whiskey and queso. Exhausted.
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Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

Universal bar code to leave is nobody else is there and the jukebox gets turned up with increasingly ratchet music. Just leave.

Weekends are for women’s sports. 🏒 @jaylaw22.bsky.social @justinkramp.bsky.social @thepwhl.com @pwhlcharge.bsky.social @pwhlfleet.bsky.social

Why is it that every trip to Parlor in KC I spend $30 at four different places and somehow one of them takes thirty minutes to put food out while the rest of the family is ready to go? Craziness.

Wait so the Dept of Ed is run more efficiently than one of our largest banks? Impressed.

Microsoft Teams really might be the worst piece of software I’ve ever used. I’d pay money to never use it again.

I miss derry girls

The attempt to rewrite history and position Ukraine as the instigator in the invasion by Russia is some crazy gaslighting. Telling that there are so many middle aged white men agreeing to do it.

Are you a bar owner in KC who needs help improving your use of TouchTunes? I’m here to help. Set me up with a tab, queso and access to your TT account and watch your usage climb. My qualifications? Top Tier TT user, and the ability to get any crowd to ask “who’s playing these songs?”

At least their own design patterns tell on themselves. eBay launches 20% off “sale.” Day after sale price drops 22%

Let’s see what motivates this guy to join DOG…oh

Heads up for those of you on T-Mobile — Tuesday in the T-Life app, you will be able to redeem free MLS Season pass. Same for mlb.tv the week baseball season starts.

Sunday night nachos at the peanut >>>

Weekends are for women’s sports! Today, it’s LOVB in Kansas City with @justinkramp.bsky.social. 🏐

Farmers: “He was supposed to hurt other people, not us.”

Proud of myself for getting donuts the day before the snow so I can wake up, make a cup of coffee, and have a donut while looking at the snow without having to go outside.

The two men pictured here have been in court for mistreating women—and now they’re in a box at the Super Bowl. Wild.

Novartis about to win best commercial

When people said threepeat this isn’t what they meant

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Cool we are doing the same thing here on my couch but thanks

Again

Chiefs get all the calls crowd got real quiet there

do … do those people not know what “Personal Jesus” was about

Reminder “he gets us” is funded by billionaires who fund hate towards people they don’t get. “The Servant Foundation has donated over $50 mil to the Alliance Defending Freedom, a nonprofit designated as an anti-LGBTQ+ hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center” www.forbes.com/sites/traver...

Wouldn’t need TurboTax if the IRS Free File wasn’t at risk of being killed by DOGE

Nine Colors on White I (rotated), by Ellsworth Kelly, 1953

Stop advertising on Twitter, @budweiser.bsky.social

Chiefs get all the calls crowd got real quiet there

Tom Cruise doing a “we come to this place for the magic” intro is so good

I can’t believe the refs gave the Chiefs that coin toss

If we see a “he gets us commercial” I’m going to be upset

A true Nextdoor saint #kansascity #SuperBowl #nextdoor #kcchiefs

Which gender thinks “Life is a Highway” is a good “fighting song?” This guy is an idiot

I had real ramen at a restaurant today for the first time. It was good. I even ate the soft boiled egg (I don’t do eggs unless they’re scrambled). Fun to try something new and really enjoyed it.

Has congress passed a law superseding or eliminating the Foreign Assistance Act of 1961? Has the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional? Then why are journalists reporting that Trump and Musk are "shutting down" USAID. They are not authorized to do so.

chappell talking about trans rights at the #grammys 🫂🏳️‍⚧️

“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.” — Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs

Facts I was listening to Gloria Estefan in Spanish before @duolingoverde.bsky.social dared remind me that I need to get my Chinese practice in

Need a camera on drake lol

Elected democrats may differ from their constituents in that they enjoy total financial security and are unaffected by the kind of precarity that most americans experience but there's one thing about them that is extremely relatable which is that they'd rather post than do their jobs

Trevor Noah acknowledging the tragedies in DC this week. And I assume also the plane crash.