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Zaddy Monorail if you're nasty. Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando, and SeaWorld fan. Star Wars is in my DNA. I bleed Tennessee Orange. Black Lives Matter LGBTQ+ Ally #SaveTheMuppets He/Him
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Drinking local today.

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I finally watched Longlegs, and I loved it. It's gonna stick with me for a while too. I had a few gripes, but minor stuff. Overall I loved the tone. It was like Seven, Silence of the Lambs, and The Exorcist had a baby. And Nicolas Cage is just always amazing. If you saw Longlegs what did you think?

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Just me on the show today. You've been warned.

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Where my Severance Vols at????

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I'll just say it. I loved the SNL50 special last night. So well done. That's how you celebrate 50 years.

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Sure sex is great, but have you ever had...

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Happy Valentine's Day. I don't have a valentine this year so all of you can be my valentine if you want to be. ❤️

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My favorite MyDisneyExperience glitch ever. Makes laugh every time I see it. 🤣

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Ain't nobody in the world that can reach you like the folks who want to talk to you about your car's factory warranty.

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Someday, when all of this is behind us, there are going to be some wild documentaries about this administration, and we'll all watch it and say, how did we let any of that happen?

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So, did we all make it to February 3rd? ✋ Should we do a headcount? How many tries did it take you this year?

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Mondays are tough, but we're here to help you get through it. Let's start the week off right with friends and Walt Disney World discussions! open.spotify.com/episode/6FUt...

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Has an NFL Head Coach ever been fired based on their introductory press conference? Asking for Liam Coen...

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Can it get here sooner?

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Because they are evil, we must stand up to them. But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.

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Bae caught me sleepin' on the Spaceship Earth return to Earth. 🌙⭐😴

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Y'all ever have one of those days where you get so humbled by life you start reassessing if you were ever actually competent at anything? lol

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Monday morning podcasting goodness.

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Exactly

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No executive order has the power or the right to tell you who you are. F*ck that noise. Surround yourself with love, and when you’re ready, get back in this fight. We need you. 🫶🏽

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Unbelievable that people are trying to defend this.

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Holy hell... Is it going to be worse than we thought?

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I posted this earlier, but this is more clear! Trump is a Son of a Bitch and a cancer on America.

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It's Monday morning and you know what that means. We did the thing! A new episode of the Monday Morning Monorail Podcast is available now. Tap below or listen on your preferred podcast app! Happy MLK Jr. Day! open.spotify.com/episode/2Qqt...

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

You know what really brought us together? HQ Trivia. Can we bring that back?

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

This marketing really speaks to me, and I don't even play golf.

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Why am I always in flip flops when I go to Home Depot? 😂 There couldn't be a bigger giveaway that I'm not one of you people.

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A PR? On a Friday? I solved the 1/17/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:26! fpx3r.app.goo.gl/PKC4

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My company: In 2025 we're implementing a new work from home on Friday policy to improve employee engagement and show our appreciation. Also my company: Every Friday we will have a Teams meeting at 8:30am to discuss your work plan for the day and cameras are mandatory...

submitted 44 days ago • 4 comments

What is this I-4???

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When you're on your way to wish your girl a happy birthday! Happy 50th Space Mountain!

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There's the birthday girl!

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