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✨ Drama ✨ from the zebra boys again

Okay I know it’s not until tomorrow but here is some very niche content that made me laugh

Durbin voted yes on cloture. Someone primary him please.

People spend way too much time litigating completely imaginary Left vs. Liberal debates, when the actual fault line in the Democratic Party is increasingly that the party leadership and strategists really hate their own partisans.

why does $5 to get around town sound familiar? 🤔

wow. just ... an immeasurable loss for the state of texas

If you ever wanted a 1990s smooth jazz album that is literally just wolves howling along to a saxophone for one hour, one minute, and 27 seconds, boy do I have an album for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzfb...

"[M]uch like a chain saw or other useful [but] potentially dangerous tools, one must understand the tools they are using and use those tools with caution."

Cannot convey how much I do not want to see a musical version of Bluecross Blueshield… with some possible exceptions

ok, it's been a good 24 hours, it's time to admit the biggest sin of this year's oscars is not any of the mediocre winners but that challengers was not nominated at all

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Fulfilling my annual tradition of forgetting it’s Cassie Pulaski day and showing up at the closed courthouse

When you’re standing “momentarily” waiting for signal clearance and someone at the other end of the car starts smoking a cigarette

That's LIBERTY MEASLES to you!

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

Hi Schulze Baking Company Building & hella dramatic sky Architects: Ahlschlager & Son, 1915

Sign by the sink in men’s washroom, NY Supreme Court.

Bears repeating that social security is incredibly INCREDIBLY efficient to run. Its overhead costs are basically zero when you consider the size of the undertaking and the genuine benefits delivered. If anyone was interested in improving govt efficiency, the SSA would be their model not their target

Every time a major media organization does something evil there's always a bunch of media guys talking about how unfair it is to expect anyone to quit in protest. How they have families etc. Yes that is why quitting in protest is admirable. Because it is hard not because it is easy.

Chicago be like “we serve no king” while empowering 50 kings with extraordinary control over what homes and businesses are allowed to be built on private land

Some things I saw while in Berlin. American architecture lovers have some explaining to do.

the thing that the Tea Party was the most successful at was getting the rest of the party in line with extremist shit, because everyone was terrified that they would be primaried by local car dealer Bob Q. Gunhumper Dems must fear losing their jobs if they won't fight and purge Trumpists

Leonard Bernstein’s MASS, which was a paean to peace and harmony and interfaith culture, was commissioned to inaugurate the Kennedy Center in 1971. I know what I’m playing tonight to mark its (essential) end.

Maybe I’m a bad urbanist but I just can’t get excited about battery buses. Oh, you’re telling me that the bus that comes in 26 minutes and misses my hourly train connection by 45 seconds is zero-emissions? Well then, glad we solved climate change, great job everyone, mission accomplished

i can't live más, dude, i can barely live suficiente

A few years ago I wrote about the Broadway play (not a musical, but still stands) that Trump produced in the early 1970s. A real “path not taken” had it succeeded.

Solid analysis except that CATS is great

I’ve always said this was a big key to Trump’s appeal: What perversely excites a lot of people is that he represents liberation from the tyranny of basic decency.

Trump can now hand his presidential duties over to Elon Musk so he can focus on his real dream: producing a lush full scale revival of Evita.

Elon is going to loot the federal gov’t while the president is personally consulting on casting decisions for the next revival of the king and i

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

It’s a golden age of disassociation.

🆕 🏘️ The 'Missing Middle Housing Act' has been filed in Illinois to legalize middle housing on all residential-zoned land in cities with >25,000 population! This would mean the following types housing would be allowed by-right 2️⃣ Duplexes 3️⃣ Three flats 4️⃣ Four flats! #twill ilga.gov/legislation/...

I love my trans folks and nothing will ever change that

Congressional Dems badly missing the moment right now. They are currently holding a press conference to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Chex Quest - a great game to be sure, but weeks late and hardly the biggest priority right now.