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Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy. I’ve done a little of everything. Honey traps and porn bots need not apply. We all live in Oceania, wherever we live, and Big Brother is always watching.
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In fairness, the guy running the Defense Department doesn't know anything about running a Defense Department. And the woman running the Department of Justice knows nothing about justice. And the person running Homeland Security only knows about dressing up in cute little costumes. It's a theme.

submitted 10 hours ago • 287 comments

Hi, they’re dumb 🤣

submitted 15 hours ago • 9 comments

"Ukraine is not a victim state anymore. It’s a 21st-century arsenal of democracy. And it's showing us what it looks like when courage, creativity, and technology meet a brutal invader. Now it’s up to us: Do we finish what Russia started—or leave? adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/ukraines-c...

submitted 10 hours ago • 152 comments

I feel safer already.

submitted 1 day ago • 3256 comments

This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking. No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated. Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian." THIS is why Pride is important.

submitted 1 day ago • 817 comments

I called the devil on my shoulder, Sarah Silverman, to ask about making comedy out of tragedy. Shout out to the original devil on my shoulder, @whitneycummings.bsky.social Thanks for the encouragement sisters! @jimmykimmel.com, I'll see you when my comedy special drops.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

This posting does not surprise me in the least. The fact that he was above the law prior to becoming president is extremely surprising.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

🎉🎉🎉

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submitted 5 days ago • 23 comments

Today and every day is a good day to punch Nazis.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Yup.

submitted 6 days ago • 469 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 464 comments

Beyond parody.

submitted 6 days ago • 1885 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

With Trump gutting the federal government, there is no logic but destruction. People are going to suffer, get sick, and die, and it will happen faster than you think. Trump does not care about the pain he will inflict; in fact, like most sadists, he and his friends will simply feed on it.

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

“NATO enlargement caused the war” is basically saying “I had to rob that house because he was buying an insurance policy and a burglar alarm”. It’s nonsense bollocks

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

All Hat and No Cattle

submitted 7 days ago • 1142 comments

Integrety is priceless. Too few at the top have it these days.

submitted 7 days ago • 460 comments

ok I feel completely insane asking this but like weren't we NOT blowing up rockets, like, 50 years ago. weren't we successfully sending rockets up that did not rattle apart. also weren't we like "ah yeah that was a fail" when the rocket fell apart instead of calling it a "partial success"

submitted 7 days ago • 1100 comments

Breaking News: SpaceX’s Starship spun out of control in space before breaking apart during its ninth test flight.

submitted 7 days ago • 1715 comments

FYI to media outlets, you're misleading your readers if you repeat this at face value. There's no lawful way for him to redirect these grants elsewhere. It's a lie to distract from how the GOP budget guts educational funding, including Pell Grants at trade schools.

submitted 8 days ago • 450 comments

Our current president is severely mentally unwell, and the media needs to cover it now.

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submitted 7 days ago • 726 comments

Hey, Democratic policy makers: most rural people aren’t farmers. We need policies to reflect that fact.

submitted 7 days ago • 139 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 711 comments

Narrator: he didn’t

submitted 8 days ago • 740 comments

America cannot long remain free, nor first among nations, if it becomes the kind of place where universities are dismantled because they don't align politically with the current head of the government.

submitted 11 days ago • 1521 comments

That asshole announces a 50% tariff on all European made goods. Just for funsies.

submitted 11 days ago • 108 comments

NOBODY WANTS APPLE BUILDING IPHONES HERE YOU IGNORANT FAT TODDLER. Good God you exhausting sloppy goon

submitted 11 days ago • 1495 comments

He's a liar.

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments