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Lol at the headlights physically blacked out in this scene because it's impossible to turn off the DRLs

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Ovi

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Yeah of course I have HBO

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when i was in high school i scored a 100 on the sat. it was the highest score ever seen. after hearing of this, rick pitino and papa john schnatter came to my school to ask me to start at point guard for louisville. i said no, i have to become a youtuber instead. they said "what's youtube?" exactly

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Some really egregious accent work in this new Reacher

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Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

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Hmm

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Do they have CPAC like 8 times a year? Why am I constantly hearing about stuff that goes on there

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Ok I will admit this is one of the most intriguing job listings I've ever seen

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Elon’s busy schedule today is claiming astronauts were left in the ISS for political reasons, getting corrected by an ISS astronaut, throwing a fit where he calls the astronaut a slur, then complaining that we should deorbit the ISS

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i am becoming a specific kind of a crank, a really irritating kind...i think if you have a "podcast" that's a video of 2+ people having a conversation, what you actually have is a "talk show"

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Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

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i made this pic while on the treadmill at my gym this morning and the guy next to me was just unsubtly staring at my phone in bewilderment the whole time

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Now it just says “person”

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Failure to Lunch

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Lol this sign "Do not bring food into the library Food residue will attract mice Mice will acquire knowledge in the library Get into university Then replace you" 😂

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The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

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Incredible moment from Riley Herbst

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(Whispering to date when Philomena Cunk appears on screen) That's Cunk

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the president of the united states doesn’t want you to know that bubba wallace is currently the points leader in the NASCAR cup series

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i googled all 36 currently chartered cup series drivers. this list isn’t even complete, this is just the *highlight reel* of NASCAR kid names (just first + middle names. no last names bc im not addressing these kids by their full govt name that’s weird)

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I interviewed Jimmy Buffett in December 2020 and read this 1977 quote back to him, and asked if it's the most wrong he's ever been. He laughed uproariously.

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I wonder if something will happen soon

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this is an absurd graphic

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We only know this man is in Gitmo because Noem tweeted a propaganda photo that included him and his sister saw it. He has no criminal record. He entered the US in January and immediately made an appointment with CBP to claim asylum. They sent him to a concentration camp bc of his basketball tattoo.

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Trumpism is built on the belief that America should rule the world and that the “Rule the World” button installed on the White House desk’s control panel should be ripped out and thrown into the flaming hole of Mount Doom.

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Musk killed these people.

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i’m not a math guy but it seems like they could’ve paid the rent for 100 apartments for close to a decade for the same price and with none of the atrocities, civil rights violations, etc.

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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

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Another Glen Powell RAM commercial?

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Bad call

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Chefs cooked

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Pretending to go for a 4th down in pro football should automatically lose you the game

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Just realized they're saying "COOP" and not booing Araiza for being a sex criminal

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Bad call

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