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To eternity, and beyond! Disney is proud to announce its merger with The Kingdom of Heaven. This partnership will offer Disney full creative control of God, His spinoffs, as well as new subscription tier levels of Disney Heaven Premium or Heaven Lite (a lesser heaven with ads). More to come!

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.

submitted 25 days ago • 326 comments

This administration is a daily DDOS on our brains and attention.

submitted 27 days ago • 24 comments

Notable that Elons crew of incels and edgelords are full fledged men for the purposes of being given the keys to car to run the govt. But for the purposes of being accountable for their actions they’re just kids from good families with youthful indiscretions.

submitted 33 days ago • 174 comments

A group of uncleared, unvetted, civilians have gained access to all of my federal records including military personnel, retirement and disability. They are reportedly feeding them into AI. I want them arrested and charged with federal crimes. Right fucking now! How is this even a discussion?

submitted 37 days ago • 557 comments

Also, let me testify to the power of “Ew.” Just “Ew.” Maybe a “Gross.” I have seen people fully call themselves out after getting just an “ew” response to a foul statement.

submitted 39 days ago • 22 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 45 days ago • 205 comments

Remember that Simpsons episode where a writers' room creates POLICE COPS?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Congress: today we swipe right on tiktok Zoomers: thats ... not how it ... what Congress: we flip the phone shut Zoomers: ...? Congress: with this bill we open up 'my computer' and drag the tiktok file to the recycle bin Zoomers: ITS ON A PHONE. Congress: we have degaussed the monitor of freedom

submitted 52 days ago • 48 comments

If you start watching episode one of the Star Wars show Andor at 2:53:30 AM Eastern Time on Monday, January 20th, you’ll get to hear Maarva’s speech at 12:00 Noon and then get to watch Brasso hit a Stormtrooper with a brick instead of watching or listening to the inauguration.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I think we can all agree that Gen X has pretty much been an enormous disappointment.

submitted 56 days ago • 22 comments

Imagining a scenario of Guy Gardener one punching "Reality accurate Batman".

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submitted 71 days ago • 71 comments

Oddly enough, this is a real movement: In response to X/Twitter announcing they are using user content to train AI, Korean users began describing "destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" as a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in order to contaminate the AI training data.

submitted 79 days ago • 52 comments

A Trans person's right to experience life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, without being threatened, persecuted, and discriminated against, is the right of an average American.

submitted 79 days ago • 23 comments

Personally I think it's okay to want someone to fail at doing things that you think are harmful or evil.

submitted 80 days ago • 104 comments

👀 (this would be the time to use a free code to have friends binge all of Lower Decks k thx)

submitted 82 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 20 comments

“Look up!” = Superman “Lookup!” = Dictionary

submitted 83 days ago • 8 comments

die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie

submitted 86 days ago • 23 comments

The Madison, Wisconsin school shooter was a radfem Columbine-worshipper who followed "radfem Hitler". Garrison Davis dug into her online presence and wrote this to explain what the hell all that means and why the right wants us to think she was transgender. shatterzone.substack.com/p/the-madiso...

submitted 85 days ago • 104 comments

People who write anti trans stuff under the pretense of "we care a lot and don't want people to so something they'll regret" are so funny because a) no you don't and b) you're kind of admitting it's none of your business

submitted 85 days ago • 36 comments

GROCER: Did you grow any Brussels sprouts? FARMER: Sure did, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. GROCER: what

submitted 87 days ago • 25 comments

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

submitted 93 days ago • 194 comments

It’s not just over his views, to be clear. The man coordinates harassment to direct toward trans people. He is active.m. His views aren’t some passive interior thing we’re trying to thought-police. He demonstrably aims to hurt trans people, literally and materially.

submitted 89 days ago • 31 comments

Justice League (Taylor's Version) (2021)

submitted 91 days ago • 4 comments

Greta Gerwig's Little Women (2019) 🔈🎵

submitted 180 days ago • 10 comments

Jors (2001)

submitted 251 days ago • 6 comments

Dungeons and Dragons Online, because I own the "Masterminds of Sharn" expansion, and take pleasure in letting Lucian Vaunt experience the ultimate burnination of a bunch of forgewraith he created.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 91 days ago • 408 comments

@straczynski.bsky.social - Just got done watching Watchmen - Chapter 1, and immediately recommended it to my friends. Absolutely loved that it didn't romanticize Rorschach, and that the Black Freighter narration and artwork were part of the story.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

My response for my client @oliviaoftroye.com to President Trump's nominee for Director of the Federal Bureau Of Investigation (#FBI) #KashPatel's threat of a forthcoming defamation lawsuit. #RightBackAtYa

submitted 96 days ago • 833 comments

May the people writing these “think” pieces be visited by the ghost of Brian Thompson, suffering in his heavy chains, and be convinced to change their ways… But seriously folks, these scolds will probably all watch A Christmas Carol this month, and then go on defending the people who kill Tiny Tim

submitted 96 days ago • 10 comments