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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame but they also don’t let you in if you’re caught gambling on baseball

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hoarders but backwards and you just fill the house of your tidiest family member with garbage and dead animals against their will and put it on tv

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t really care about the #Oscars but happy to see Wicked didn’t sweep it like so many people were suggesting it would. When it was announced it seemed like people were already pushing the narrative it would be a big Oscar winner. It’s a niche film for a very specific type of person.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA. Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps. Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems. See how this works?

submitted 12 days ago • 1944 comments

It feels like it’s time to bring back politicians hitting each other with canes. Okay it doesn’t have to be canes.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Take comfort that someone somewhere will be keeping a quiet pockebook of all the criming that’s going to get crimed over the next four years. And one day, in the distant future, it’s going to catch up with them.

submitted 118 days ago • 1341 comments