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i’m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 1 hour ago • 117 comments

This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY. And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon. And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/27/u...

submitted 1 day ago • 631 comments

I wrote about my recent experience being pulled aside and questioned in the Detroit airport, my history of being "additionally screened" while traveling, getting my Global Entry, and how bureaucracy puts me in perilous contact with my inner fascist johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/low-risk-f...

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

If these guys watched one episode of MASH they’d do a van attack

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

they got his ass

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Literally would rather hang out with nazis who want me dead and are scheming to kill me than people who want my boss to try to exercise power

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

Stolen Pallor

submitted 3 days ago • 196 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 35 comments

This is such a bizarre headline for something as simple as “Costco locations close for Memorial Day”

submitted 3 days ago • 400 comments

LMAO Ron DeSantis showed up at #SNME in Tampa and got the shit booed out of him

submitted 4 days ago • 543 comments

you ever see something and know - just from the description - that it's going to be a major theme of the next decade? Yeah. I don't like it either.

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

This is the second time in one year the FBI has visited me over a document I lawfully published. If you want to know why media constantly refuses to publish things, here's why.

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

New Tesla Model 3 on Full Self-Driving suddenly drives off road and crashes — full dashcam footage Straight road, clear markings, perfect weather.

submitted 5 days ago • 125 comments

good afternoon, 47, your target is “every single person in miami”. the ICA needs you to give every single person in the city severe brain damage

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

I experience comedy as it was intended: as a blurry screenshot of an original post then shared by a unrelated sketchy aggregrator account and finally posted as an image on cracked dot com

submitted 6 days ago • 23 comments

Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

submitted 6 days ago • 134 comments

This is the trap I setup for Trump

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

submitted 7 days ago • 80 comments

Happy Wednesday

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submitted 8 days ago • 37 comments

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

submitted 9 days ago • 83 comments

I didn't know my mum was writing promotional emails for Nintendo now

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI: It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that

submitted 10 days ago • 32 comments

The way they resolve this unpopularity is control of the information enviornment. Conservative propaganda outlets will just not report on it, mainstream outlets will drown out their reporting of it with manufactured stories like "was Biden old" or trans-panic on A1 while Medicaid cuts run on A14

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

I hope Democrats remember this when they talk about "Civility" and keep bending the knee to bad faith Republicans who dispense cruelty. Remember this.

submitted 9 days ago • 185 comments

These are the worst possible guys to have the jobs they do but it’s very funny that 90% of their time is spent frantically trying to convince the hogs that they haven’t joined the Deep State because they haven’t indicted Kathy Griffin

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

BREAKING: statement from health and human services secretary RFK jr “i’m going to swim in every sewer in this great nation”

submitted 10 days ago • 153 comments

Ethic cleansing & genocide on a massive scale, but the “director of Rapid Response” for the losing campaign that repeatedly refused to engage with communities advocating for a better outcome on this very issue is trying to get a dunk in.

submitted 11 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

When you really care about the destruction of buildings

submitted 11 days ago • 29 comments

Spent too much time on this

submitted 11 days ago • 212 comments

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

submitted 12 days ago • 824 comments

"we are still working out our disaster response plan including tying societal priorities to deeper issues like the white genocide in South Africa"

submitted 13 days ago • 18 comments

Today's bug: the screen where the player selects their spell domains isn't quite finished yet... #indiedev #indiegame Wishlist Torment Hexus on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/3238420/...

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

it’s been over a month that grummz drunkenly went on a chud stream threatening everyone at western kabuki that the FBI would find us and put us away for the crime of talking about grummz

submitted 16 days ago • 39 comments

“Thanks for coming in to Human Resources. Can we hear your side of the story?”

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

1 year ago ~to the day~

submitted 14 days ago • 196 comments

i'm losing it

submitted 14 days ago • 14 comments

For a little context here: Christ Church put forward a zoning request to open a shelter for unhoused people - I think it was like 12 beds. The local government of Toms River is responding by trying to eminent domain the church and turn it into a pickleball court

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

Kill the boer, a haiku.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

I just asked about the humidity

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Turning the greatest republic in the history of the world into a shitty little personality cult dictatorship at breakneck speed.

submitted 14 days ago • 120 comments

Really is a golden age for people realizing CEO's do not deserve hundreds of times their employees pay and may in fact be fundamentally shit at their jobs

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments