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High-school English teacher, sports enthusiast, book lover, parent, and all-around decent human being doing my best.
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One week away. ⚡️ 🎟️: sndrs.com/7o7rziyt

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Same

Anyone ever been to the Netherlands? I've heard it's quite nice ...🤔🤔🤔

An impossibility: finding the appropriate balance between (a) being informed about the state of our country, (b) understanding the impact of all the dizzying corruptions, (c) questioning if/how to get involved, and (d) maintaining emotional and mental health. Conclusion: Life is hard.

Ooohff. G.Damn--writing that you feel--viscrerally. ❤️💔

I am going to put together a thread covering RFK Jr's confirmation hearing for the HHS secretary job. Follow along for clips and commentary.

www.nytimes.com/2024/12/18/o...

i think someone might want to check in on the laffy taffy guy

Like Aladdin

So it goes.

NO

Catman Returns villain: Two Face

Every time I see face black like this...I can't help but see this... #ifyouknowyouknow

Josh Allen is so so good. That Superbowl would be so much more fun to watch than the last few, imo.

@hawkblogger.com Brian, A suggestion for your next video/article: Rank Seahawks needs (ex: OL, TE, WR, CB, Edge, Safety, LB...) and compare/contrast that against the strengths and depth in the draft and possible free agents or trade options. Rob Station would be a great collaborator on that too?

This is so spot-on it’s scary.

Before the play call, talking to my TV: RUN THE BALL RUN THE BALL RUN THE BALL RUN THE BALL After the play call: Should've fucking run the GDamn ball.

Guessing @robertmays.bsky.social is happy about his decision not to take his wife to this gross game on TNF. Go Hawks...I guess.

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To all of you other parental badasses out there just now climbing into bed...

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Hey parents...we may have mom-bods and dad-bods but we also have black belts in ninja stealth. (It may only show up once a year or when teeth fall out but damn if we aren't the fkn shit.) ✊

The effects of unfettered capitalism are 100% fucking evil.

Well, through Geno's injury and Grubb's blind faith in Howell over the run game, the ghost of Christmas Future shows the Howell stans/Geno haters the reality they didn't want to see. Also, gotta hate how this putrid O-line can make a bottom-of-the-league D-line look like world beaters.

Any Seahawks fans looking for tickets to this week's Sunday night primetime game: the podcaster I listen to is brokering ticket sales from Hawks fans TO Hawks fans to help limit Packers fans in our home stadium. No 3rd party fees and tickets are at or below face value. Visit www.hawkblogger.com

Always commit to the bit

PSA: If you are thinking of selling your Seahawks versus Packers tickets this week, please reach out to me so I can try to help facilitate finding Seahawks fans to buy them. Please share broadly.

A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers. Just a shame. That’s all.

This newspaper would like to offer our sincerest apologies to Mr. McEldroon, his lovely wife Peggy, and their beautiful children, Michael and Sally. We recently visited them at their home, located at 18 Maplewood Lane, to express our regrets personally.

PARENTAL WARNING: the annual amusement inspired by the Elf on the Shelf is FLEETING & far more temporary than you may realize! You are not ready for this commitment--trust me 😵‍💫 My ingenuity led me to a tiny ornament sized one that will replace ours once she's REASSIGNED to a new home next year!

These people make me laugh daily and all deserve a follow go.bsky.app/8pZS7se

Fun game: Text your mom on Thanksgiving afternoon "How many minutes do I microwave a 25lb frozen turkey?"

Me buying satin sheets: Awww yeeeeah. Me attempting to sleep on the satin sheets I bought: (from the floor) oh no.

This wrecks me—every single time.

Re-post if your favorite team is in 1st place in the division

#Seahawks That was some fun defense today! Coby Bryant pick 6 with the MoneyLynch celly was a thing of beauty. ❤️