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Just posting my knitting and stupid thoughts about films tbh
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The real Best Picture winner in our hearts...

I got an 80s knitting book with patterns based on famous artworks and they're all modelled by niche 80s celebrities such as Tim Rice from musicals and Mike Read

I think I accidentally downloaded the disco version of avowed

Happy Twin Peaks Day 🥧☕️🦉🩸

Got a really good haircut today and now I am the world's vainest woman. I've taken so many selfies, I need to be stopped

So embarrassing to get a headache and then have some coffee and feel the headache go away

I got two tickets to Lucy Dacus babyyy

Johnny Cash crashing a plane in Columbo feeling very on brand for America

How did it know to wait until his fiance left before breaking free

I'm feeling the new Self Esteem's cover.

We have finally arrived at the johnny cash columbo episode #blessed

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

Three tickets to challengers please

Nevertheless

My terrible old bike needs a new chain and chainring and about eight million other things, do I jazz it up or do I give in and buy a new (terrible secondhand) one #cycling

Neighbours cat came to visit

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Thanks to this post I finally learned how to do this lollll

Watched hundreds of beavers yesterday... Very good film

hello brother, the monkey that likes killing our family… it’s back

It still needs buttons and blocking but I've finished my first knitting project of the year ✨ it's the Hobbiton vest by Fabel Knitwear. Appropriately got a huge chunk of it done while having a LOTR marathon 🧶

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I taught ChatGPT the Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique last night Then I had it test it on me

“Better Man” (2024)

Went to watch The Killers this afternoon (the 1946 film not the band) and got excited by this early example of the distracted boyfriend meme

2024 was a big year for bald men in film for me

Just had my first nosebleed what a thrill

Have been ill for ages so I'm doing something irresponsible (buying vampire survivors again, this time on the switch)

great article about the devaluation of absolutely anything where women achieve 50%. which is a thing.

James read this amazing Vin Diesel quote out to me yesterday about why Fast 11 will be the last Fast and Furious film and I'm so obsessed with it

it’s my time to shine

Imagine if Jimmy Carter had outlived that guy who uses his sons blood to stay young

Seeing Feathers McGraw in a little hi vis is what cinema is all about

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas