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Elon Musk claims DOGE has saved $55 billion, but the numbers don’t add up. DOGE released a list of canceled contracts totaling $16 billion in supposed savings. However, nearly half of that came from an $8 billion ICE contract—except that contract was actually worth just $8 million.

“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”

European Parliament member 👇🏽

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

helluva thread from the hellsite about the comically bad “savings” doge claims to have found (sorry for the weirdly sized screenshots, I had to squeeze everything into only 4 of them)

“If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

Build the wall! Around DOGE!

This is probably the most accurate take.

Not surprisingly, the Trump and GOP budget has nothing about no tax on tips, nothing on no tax on overtime, and nothing on no tax on social security. It does have a $4.5 trillion tax cut for billionaires however.

More grandstanding and #FakeWins There is no requirement for any school K-12 and only a whopping 15 colleges that require the covid vaccine but all of them have exemptions available. The felon spends his time signing EOs on fake issues. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Elon Musk and Donald Trump are making accusations of fraud and then acting as judge, jury and executioner without bothering to show proof. What they are doing is massively illegal and no one is doing anything to stop them.

When you look at the diagram, it all comes together. Musk-RAT is trying to cover his tracks to gain unchecked power. h/t CAP Action

This one weird trick could save the American people $8 million a day in perpetuity: cancel all government contracts with Elon Musk

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Crockett: While he was stopping money… somehow the only money that didn’t stop was the money going to his organization. I don’t know you can have him be watchdog as well as the guy living off of the government. If you want to talk about government welfare, it looks like Elon Musk

FACT, The FOTUS 👇🏾

When you're a ketamine-addicted, ignorant imbecile and don't know how things work, you make up shit.

Kendrick Lamar managed to piss off all the right people. Well done.

is….is my dog maga now?

The Chiefs can still win, if Mike Pence finds the courage.

THIS IS PERFECT.

The best evidence that buying the press pays off.

The most qualified Supreme Court justice nominee in history gets dismissed as a “DEI hire”—because she’s Black. Mediocre White men don’t get this disrespect!

Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?

Elonia’s attack on US government agencies is Trump’s gift to Putin

A fake billionaire is letting a fake genius destroy America because a bunch of fake patriots are too stupid, too entitled and too hateful to understand the difference between what is fake news and what is fact.