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I know wrestling isn't real and the storylines are predetermined, but what would The Rock have done if Cena lost in the Chamber and Cody still turned him down?

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John Cena turning heel to ally with heel Rock against Cody is a surprising (but not unwelcome) twist for this storyline though

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At least The Rock didn't bring his stupid fake championship with him

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Much like every Rock segment since he came back, this segment is now overstaying it's welcome

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NOOOOOOOOOOO, JOHN CENA TURNED HEEL

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CODY RHODES SAID THE SWEAR

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I honestly wish the crowd had kept up the "What?" chants, if there's any segment that deserves it, it is this one

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The Rock is here dressed like a male stripper in the 1970's

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Travis Scott is here! For some reason! Surely there's some reason he's here, right? It's definitely not no reason at all!

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Cody Rhodes arriving dressed as a 19th century factory owner

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Cena Wins LoL

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John Cena and CM Punk are the final two in an Elimination Chamber match in 2025, that is crazy

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One fuckin' nerd with a fake title in the front row desperately trying to get a "Thank you Seth" chant going

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With him being in there with Rollins and Punk I am realizing how very pale Cena is right now

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PUNK AND CENA HUG IT OUT AND THEN START BEATING EACH OTHER'S ASSES

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JOHN CENA AND CM PUNK HIT THE HART ATTACK ON SETH ROLLINS

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE LOGAN PAUL

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PUNK PINS LOGAN PAUL

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CENA AND PUNK FINALLY FACE OFF

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Wade Barrett bringing up The Cole Mine while Drew McIntyre destroys Seth Rollins

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Ha ha, Punk put the light tube back into place after Seth and Drew got back in the ring

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SPACE WIZARD SETH ROLLINS IS HERE

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If there's any match Drew should've brought the sword for, it's this one

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I still don't like that the door on the back of the shirt has a white outline on the top and sides but not the bottom

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And CM Punk's entrance lasts long enough for everyone watching to go "Wait, I remember Cult of Personality being different than this."

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NEW YORK CITY?!

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lol Logan Paul gets in the wrong fucking pod, you fucking idiot

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Learn how to wave a flag you idiot, you're getting it wrapped around the pole

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Oh good they're having a promo between Cody Rhodes and The Rock main event this PLE

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Are you telling me that Saudi Arabia has Mewtwo?

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Orton goes for The Punt on Kevin Owens but all the road agents swarm in to prevent it

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SKODEN

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ORTON'S BACK

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Ending the match with a callback to Owens and Zayn's first ever match in WWE (in NXT) was a solid choice

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Fellow Canadian Petey Williams is here to plead for this to end

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Michael Cole can't believe Sami and Kevin's relationship has come to this, which is strange because it's come to this like, eleven times before this.

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A deathmatch between Kevin Steen and El Generico? Well I hope El Generico took his time from taking care of those orphans to tell Sami Zayn how to defeat Kevin Owens in a deathmatch then.

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Oh great, so not only do we get a "Will Cody join The Rock" segment on a PLE, we get a whole blowjob video package for The Rock as well

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Seth "Franklin" Rollins

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Tiffany kind kicking Trish off the apron at the end there. I mean, it was mostly a "Get off I'm gonna do my moonsault" but then she had to go to a different corner so she kinda just kicked her partner off the apron for no reason

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Wade Barrett and Michael Cole each taking some shots at Pat McAfee and honestly he deserves it

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Nia Jax yelling "You ain't shit without me" at Tiffany Look, only the Rock is allowed to repeatedly swear at people now, Nia, so that's the only one you get

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"Trish Stratus has never lost a tag team match in Canada." I mean, yeah that's technically accurate but it's also so specific as to not be that impressive.

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Damn that was a really good finishing sequence from Biancer and Liv

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TOWER OF DOOM

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