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My prediction is that they will fuck up the mail soon. I also predict that it will not be a popular move.

submitted 2 days ago • 806 comments

Giants xkcd.com/3055

submitted 8 days ago • 77 comments

Burdensome regulations are preventing our country's hard working children from providing for their families

submitted 8 days ago • 37 comments

Wait no I heard that for 4th of July this year Zombie-Hulk George Washington is going to fight Elon Musk in his mech suit.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

It’s a cult.

submitted 10 days ago • 96 comments

So is the 4th of July gunna suck this year or what

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(Shania) Man! I feel like a goblin

submitted 12 days ago • 7 comments

Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe

submitted 13 days ago • 52 comments

resonates.

submitted 13 days ago • 144 comments

Ya know it’s almost like….

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They had to close the JFK Pes library due to lack of staff. I think about sending that to my father. He is the one who taught me how much you could love a library. He was a reader and had so many books checked out that he had to borrow my sister’s card. His mother, my Nana was a librarian.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

submitted 15 days ago • 1929 comments

Ok, we’ve got the fifty story hulking lizard monster…like a dinosaur but it breathes fire. But we need a potential nemesis…something that could take on this titan and win. Ideas? 🙋‍♂️: Moth.

submitted 15 days ago • 470 comments

Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl theonion.com/super-b...

submitted 24 days ago • 156 comments

I know it’s played out but like, actually how are we supposed to do our little jobs right now

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

1 like and ill leave work 2 hours early

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Hey I love this Great job @beachbunnymusic.bsky.social 🌌

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

submitted 22 days ago • 14 comments

she's doing a noise set

submitted 22 days ago • 93 comments

Did anyone even ASK the Gulf of Mexico what she wanted to be called?

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She says it’s bedtime.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Ha ha help I’m sad.

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

Big announcement: we're adding smell to zoom. People can smell you on zoom meetings now. We realize nobody asked for this but technological innovation knows no bounds

submitted 34 days ago • 113 comments

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

submitted 34 days ago • 631 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 34 days ago • 269 comments

gave a kindly old hobo a place to sleep and a bowl of stew and he marked my fence with the most curious carving of a grinning tramp sporting the largest penis I’ve ever seen

submitted 34 days ago • 22 comments

Radical action of resistance: We form a barber shop quartet. Inspired by:

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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

submitted 37 days ago • 310 comments

I just informed my boyf that David Bowie was not actually contact juggling in Labyrinth. 🥲

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.

submitted 40 days ago • 1188 comments

I’m building the Art Theater in #minecraft.

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

submitted 41 days ago • 88 comments

Idk where this came from but I don’t like it:

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

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