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kalenad.bsky.social
“I’m a mthfkn brat not a Barbie” Real hot girl shit- ahh😜 🏳️‍🌈J🤍
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HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT? Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

happy Women’s History Month, ladies 🩷

Some of y’all are very ugly internally and it shows.

It's going to be a loong 4 years.

If y’all ditching BlueSky just to go crawling back to whatever billionaire bro’s app, PLEASE, I beg, don’t spin the block when they piss you off again. Stay over there and let the rest of us stand on business in peace 😂

shit, I’m not embarrassed I didn’t vote for that asshole

I’m ready for summmmeerrrrrr

The rudest bitch you’ve ever met is somewhere right now telling everyone what a people pleaser they are

This Harper’s Baazar spread of her at Howard’s Homecoming >>>>>>>

It’s only been a month

just a girl with a bob, a bush, and a dream

I’ve never been more embarrassed, humiliated or frightened to be an American as I am after today. Not sure how or if we will ever recover. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

My partner surprised me w some new earrings and I love them bad 😭

pussy tighter than an aztec clay face mask xo

Bruh my throat fuckin HURTS

Hoes so phony got me lookin at em sideways

Coco I need you to hurry up & drop this album. Pleassssseeeee gf.

This country FALLING OFF THE BONE COOKED!

🕊️ R.I.P. 𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒃𝒆𝒓𝒈 1985-2025

omg Doechii opened for Dsquared2 fw25 <3333333

I love US 🔥 OUR CREATIVITY IS TRULY UNMATCHED

Everybody get up! New Bree Runway!

Let’s gooooo…ate down 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ring me

damn all the lil girls and boys that’s being born rn that’ll end up in healthcare gon have to learn how to take care of elderly bbl patients

Shoutout to the girlies who are tired and exhausted and didn’t wanna get out of bed today but found a way up and through! You did it, doll! Get some rest 🤎

period poops are criminal. on top of everything. really??? this is what i need?

There’s zero compassion in this W.H.

Let me be very clear: if you are on this website you are my friend. Unless you are evil or annoying to me

Happy Black History Month

well shit, anybody want a compliment or some kind words of affirmation to make their day?🙂‍↕️

as soon as you get smart with me i’m blocking you

Bro having a period is not the vibe.👎🏻😂 Bout to get back on birth control cus wtf & how tf do yall do this every single month, I actually think im dying.

I don't have an advent calendar so Im just opening cupboard doors and eating whatever's in there

Good morning to everyone except people who don’t use their signals y’all can go to hell fr

You hit a couple lil curbs & suddenly people think you can't drive.🙄 What's up with that?

farts are very disturbing, I don’t want to smell the inside of you

♍️

I went on twitter for a second, saw a post of someone calling Chappell Roan a straight woman pretending to be a lesbian for clout, and immediately remembered why that’s the bad place