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kallieisweird.bsky.social
She/her, Alberta, Canada, CPA, CA "Our assets are frozen!" - Rat, Bookkeeper, Muppets Christmas Carol "Who wants to get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we need to get office jobs?!" - Branch, Trolls World Tour
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Some days you need ice cream, a bubble bath, pizza, and to buy yourself some little treats.

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I would always pick potato, I don't even need the butter. Potato me up.

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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

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Yeah I kind of identify with pansexual more than bisexual but it could probably go.... both ways.

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Just found out Lethbridge #YQL Pride has an online store. Helped myself to some little treats! Would way rather buy a pride flag from a local org rather than a faceless corporate store (cough Amazon cough)

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Oh my god, Eric Adams is going to accidentally free Luigi. Amazing.

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Me as a kid when The Simpsons came on: oh my show is on Me now when I get the guy on tiktok who eats 60 year old MREs: oh my show is on

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Idiocracy was a documentary

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I'm a vegetarian protien and fibre expert at this point.

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Amanda Zurawski, one of the Texas women who nearly died due to the states abortion ban, has been named one of Time’s Women of the Year.

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I'm not getting the proper amount of attention which incidentally is all of it

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DOGE puts a $1 limit on government credit cards. Every single federal employee should order one $.96 Pentel ballpoint pen www.wired.com/story/doge-g...

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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

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Oh man, this poor teenager who is a christian homeschooled kid in Idaho scoffed about people worrying about Trump and abortion rights while we were playing Fortnite. I am NOT the person a 15 year old wants to meet if they think losing access to abortion is no big deal.

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Gary the Canadian Adventure Cat would like to remind America that if it invades Canada, its children will die, scared, alone and frozen.

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A lot of people know me as a foodie, but the people who are the closest to me understand my real passion: beverages. I can only eat so much, but I can sip bevs all day.

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The root that tears apart your foundation begins as a seed of distrust, hate, and blame. The seed that grew into a dictatorship in Europe didn’t arrive overnight. It started with everyday Germans mad about inflation and looking for someone to blame.

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i do not know how some people in this country live with themselves

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They screwed this all up.

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I don’t know what to call this but flamboyantly evil.

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"God forbid she be herself when she wins." -blueeyedmelody on TikTok

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If you know anyone looking for work: @trashpandad.bsky.social has a couple good leads on seasonal work April-June that pays pretty well. More upcoming. Feel free to hit him up #yql! jobs.vivahr.com/14038-goliat...

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Every "what the fuck dude" you don't say, is encouragement for assholes. Every "ew, why the fuck would you say that" and disgusted expression you hold in, is teaching bigots that their bigotry won't face even the smallest pushback. Teach em a different lesson.

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An interesting thing in the iterated prisoner's dilemma is that tit for tat is the *cheapest* strategy. Every additional maliciousness and complexity you tack on, costs more. Cruelty literally *inherently* is less efficient. It is impossible to be cruel, efficiently.

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You can do everything right and still become disabled. Read that again.

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I'm watching Canadian officials hold a presser on the Toronto plane crash and remarkably they're not blaming DEI or recklessly speculating about causes. They could never cut it down here in Trumplandia.

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Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.

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Ace Ventura:

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The noises I make when I take that first sip of coffee are unholy. Oh well, yay caffeine. Morning beauts 😘

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"- I'm going to become a lesbian. - Me too" - Grey's Anatomy

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"Go for it man, get yours. I'm down with the rainbow." -Greys Anatomy, many years ago

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