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kallun.bsky.social
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i dont want to blow a ninja turtles brains out with a school shooter gun

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The geniuses at the Democratic Party settling on “maybe we were too woke” rather than “a cabal of billionaire pedophile Nazis are stealing your money and taking a sledgehammer to your future” is astonishing. Just one of those things

Hey, Chait, I got a new complaint.

My fucking '13 Hyundai can do this.

Here lies america peperony and chease

what's the worst take you ever had? like the thing you remember saying years ago and now feel bad bc it was silly/wrong? mine was prob the time i said i hated pokemon go bc i have social anxiety. i do enjoy the game now (have had more/different therapy lmfao) but past me was VERY dramatic on this.

New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.

The culmination of spending decades treating the 4th Amendment like toilet paper.

In 2008 I auditioned for Blue Man Group and got through several rounds of callbacks but was eventually cut because I "do not disappear into the blue."

look I’m no messaging expert but it seems like the American people might be interested to know that Donald Trump just gave our social security numbers to a teen called BigBalls

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@bakarisellers.bsky.social You were absolutely right, and backing down and apologizing like that is fucking servile and pathetic.

Reality TV really was unambiguously stupid and evil and it actually killed this country! And loads of people in this country!

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

Depressed but trying voice: welcome Threads and Facebook users to Bluesky

everything is pretty bad and it's going to get worse and I think we need to remember to give ourselves license to post about silly things too losing our minds to despair isn't going to do any of us any good

The wilder question to me is how are you 18 and not only recording yourself committing felony assault, but trying to recreate To Catch A Predator without even knowing what a predator is. How are 25 of you that dumb

JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas

to survival

Early morning reminder that the resist accounts and the networks of Blue anon accounts are not here to help in any meaningful way. They are here to stifle dissent and attack Anyone who is critical of the Democratic Party. It’s a pacification mechanism, not a resistance to fascism mechanism