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aspire to the self-affirmation of the drunk woman ahead of me in Penn Station who said, *entirely to herself*, approaching a flight of stairs "what the fuck? Stairs? We fucking got this" and then later at another small stair, "MORE fucking stairs?...No problem."

I am SO tired of feeling sick every time I eat something! It takes me hours to recover from EATING FOOD

I've decided. It's too hot

70% of the "video games" YouTube tries to advertise to me are just collections of anime girls you're only allowed to look at if you're loose with your money

by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam. seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.

*taps the sign*

Speaking of animal rescues, we have a baby opossum in the house today. Someone ran over a mama and all of her babies, except for one. Huge bummer. Aside from a bloody nose (head trauma?), this little guy seems okay. Gonna see if our local wildlife rescue will take them in or at least examine him.

Holy shit. RIP Mikayla Raines (Save A Fox)

#makeaterriblecomicday2025 sorry I accidentally made a terrific comic

a true story that just happened #makeaterriblecomicday2025

My doctor: you *really* need to be getting sunlight to hit the melanocytes in your eyes first thing in the morning The weather:

why must my taste in dog breeds be so very expensive

the Flat Eater

I need to move to the city and get a dog. That would fix me

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well I asked Lorewalker Cho and he said "Sometimes the roads we travel teach us more about ourselves than we would expect"

Really love the way gluten free bread just kinda... crumbles to dust in your hands......

Went ahead and made a starter pack of Iranian/Persian artists I know who deserve all the love and support now more than ever. Let me know if I missed anyone and I’ll add them go.bsky.app/LHbyaKpv

hypernormalisation

very rare that an update from Gaza is good to hear — but WCK’s tenacious commitment to its kitchens there is that rarity I just donated again to support their work and hope you can & will too

Why did Ghost.... schedule their Baltimore show....... for a Wednesday night.....................

why have I never thought to heat up supermarket hummus in the microwave before. It's so much tastier when it's warm

Got a mysterious scab on my forehead biopsied today! I think about it being put in a block of wax and sliced real thin and I get excited

I would like to know when 11.2 is coming out so I can make Plans, please

I bet they did

several funny layers of overlapping video game logic happening here

You will never regret having two cheese quesadillas for lunch meal

all rpers when the 11.2 patch hits 🌎⚔️

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

new flava flav clock belt is perfect for my infinite lizard

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it is done storming for a little bit. the air feels like bath water

11.2 is the best patch of World of Warcraft for one reason: /lean emote