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I actually think Kier Starmer is increasing our defence budget to protect us from the USA.

Of all the things my brain remembers from school, I just had a flashback to a French lesson where I said "Je n'aime pas la publicité pour Mike's Carpets"

"We're all Wednesday aren't we?" #swfc

Sheffield Wednesday Timeline (1984 - 2024) A look back at some of the significant #swfc moments in the last 40 years. How do fans feel about this time period in Owls history? What was your favourite SWFC moment from the last 40 years? #wawaw @wotmtpaul.bsky.social @twwcast.bsky.social

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Omg I think I jinxed Cole Palmer in #FPL.

After half an hour of shredding old bank statements, bills and such, I can't help but wonder if it wouldn't be much easier to massively ramp up consumer protection from ID theft.

Really need to start counting the number of nightmares I have over the course of a week and working out what I need to do to have less of them.

Omg, I spent half an hour crafting a very diplomatic message to a senior leader at work last week and then forgot to copy and paste the message over and actually send it to them!

Every major UK newspaper - left, right, broadsheet, tabloid - is running a front page campaign against copyright carveouts for AI training. I can't remember the last time any political cause had such broad support, let alone one so anti-big tech and so economically consequential.

The clues on the third place play-off are always so silly and I love it #OnlyConnect

Catching up on the #onlyconnect semi finals. I am cross at the clue that suggested you get bonus points if a player stays on the pitch for more than 60 minutes in FPL. Nah, bonus points is calculated completely differently in FPL.

GW26 and I misunderstood the Ass Man chip and thought I'd get a table bonus for Villa beating Chelsea. Still not bad though.

Ah crap I didn't realise that table bonus for the Asst Manager chip only counts if the team is 5 places above. Still, 8 points from Emery isn't bad.

Epic gameplay and epic round table again on #TheTraitorsUS tonight. What a moment!

I treated my car to high-end windscreen wipers and I am actually amazed at the difference they make. Bloody hell what has my life become?

Oh god the first non-urgent appointment at the drs is the 2nd April. It's not *that* non-urgent, in a week or two would be nice!

Google Chrome has taken my 14 inactive tabs and moved them to a new section. How rude! I need those tabs to clutter up my phone just in case they remind me of something important!

Someone I thought was a new joiner at work has just posted to say it's his last day after three and a half years. Oops.

Nothing is ever as freaky as arriving in Sheffield from Manchester and then *going back in the opposite direction* as the train reverses to carry on down to Chesterfield.

I just won my first auction for a cheap upgrade to first class for a 3 hour train journey on SeatFrog! 🎉🎉

Oh no! Heartbreak for Celtic. That's so cruel and they deserved more

Based on that first half performance, don't write Celtic off just yet against Bayern. They've created some great chances

It boggles my mind that I can start half way up the country and arrive in Glasgow at the same time as someone who started from London.

Forever pleasantly surprised by how much better every other train service is than Esst Midlands Trains

Just had the most stressful moments when my parents were about to buy a stairlift and the director gave the credit broker company name instead of the main trading company name to go with the bank details. Had to stop my mum paying anything until they'd admitted their (honest) mistake.

Should have been doing a fun thing today and then going to the match. But my legs and head feel like lead and so a day on the sofa it is.

When do we stop being in a cost of living crisis and just accept that we're a shittily expensive country, like Sweden is.

Friday night is #TheTraitorsUS night.

Took me half an hour to sort out what I'm doing in FPL. It's so complicated!

Bless the Triple Captain chip for getting me more points from 1 player than I do from a team of 11 in a normal week

I'm so bad at reading work signals in real life now. Went to work yesterday in-person and the vibes were off in the team but completely on in the wider team. I'm super confused now.

"if you see this, post a beach pic"

Plymouth's man of the match just effing loving it live on ITV is also what the cup is all about #FACup

The magic of the cup is back!!