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Cultural Anthropology, Languages, Cats, Armchair Psychology, Humor Connoisseur, Professional Glutton
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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

I feel like we've been captured by rabid monkeys.

Clearly, things had not worked out the way that Ronald had hoped.

at this point i wouldn’t be surprised to get an official communication from the white house and it’s just a rick roll

You know . . . really we're all just here to witness each other's mental health deteriorate.

Live every day like it’s your last. Key a cop car. Eat five hot dogs. Call your boss a taint. Who cares anymore?

It was the worst of times, it was the holy smokes how much worse are things gonna get of times.

I'm only on social media because it's a cheap solution to my low blood pressure issues.

I gotta keep eating sour cream and onion Pringles right before going to bed because my dreams last night were fucking amazing. It's like white people ayahuasca.

What's the difference between firing someone "for DEI" and firing them because they are Black?

if anyone could do anything about any of this that’d be so appreciated

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

i’m sorry i bit a hole in your car tire but in my defense i had just watched the news

Maybe we can stop the technocracy if we just let them have their ai girlfriends and act like it’s not weird.

wish dot com ass president

This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

educators: we were made for this moment. undergraduate educators in particular: we know how to communicate complicated processes and their consequences in simple language. we can take heart from having a real vocation with a clear task and a clear, worthy set of values to guide us in this moment

That’s the problem. We’ve been standing by for too long.

I am LIVID. Thanks to Muskrat and his flying monkeys, the Americana Community Center in Louisville KY is two months away from closing. Thousands of immigrant Louisvillians will lose access to English classes and health care. Oh yeah, and my own job is partially funded by a Dept. of Labor grant. 🤬

another sad case of a good kid gone bad

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

My friend said she and her mom agreed not to speak Spanish to each other in public anymore. Oh man, that hit hard. I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.

Kitty cuddles

Oops 😬

Trump really puts the dick in contradictory

What the right wing REALLY means:

I’m about halfway through “On Tyranny” by Timothy Snyder. It’s a heck of a read, does some rather pointed comparisons between current US and 1930s Europe. Terrifying, but also helpful in laying out how we stop the worst of what’s coming. Check it out if you can.

This helps soothe the soul right now. #poetry #hope #nature #resist #bluecrew #teamjustice