I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.
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I heard RFK jr wants to pick up roadkill to feed to the chickens.
After he’s full of course.
I hear a very powerful light works too? Maybe we can insert it up the chickens ass?
Except, there won't be a 'Warp Speed' initiative being worked in the background by the adults in the room this time.
Either way it’s the damn DEI, isn’t it?
Explain to me why gay is the problem?
[don't you dare close your eyes]
It was part of nesting in the dryer parts of the garden
That will solve the problem right away
Hilarious post! Having said that, as someone with chronic medical issues, sleeping on a grounded bedsheet was a game changer in my world. Improved my ability to sleep immeasurably. I go to sleep way faster and sleep much longer.
A dowser came out to my yard once when I called the city to come mark the sewer line in the back. He was off a full 50 feet and told me the plat was more accurate.
But he better be using willow switches & not metal rods.
(We built a home in the central Idaho mountains in the early-80s, used a dowser. Well was 180’ deep but put out 60 gal/min.)
https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/pseudoscience-environment/dowsing-dowse-it-work
Zero sarcasm.
💯% depressing.
Will those eggs be Orange?
Cause anything orange is just fucking toxic, and you know Trump likes to fuck chickens
JD prefers couches, what can I say
Resurrecting that inane question from the Covid pandemic.
Lots of bird species are infected and making the egg layers even worse
But you forgot the amethyst crystals and injecting themselves with bleach.
At the moment concern about COVID, measles, bird flu, etc is practically nonexistent in Europe.
Common practice...no stigma
But it’s gonna be difficult to get chickens to comply with masking. Maybe they could wear a Russel Brand magical amulet 🤷♀️
(But agreed. Seriously, masking isn’t hard for nearly all people to do. I did it in the office and on the metro today. Wasn’t especially uncomfortable and wasn’t alone either.)
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I blame dictator donny and Putin and Elon
They shived
Caligula
and sunk his boats
Problem solved
–RFKJr, Director of Disease
#MAHA
If they do, I suppose I can just add them🐓 as dependents. That shouldn't throw up any IRS red flags or anything.