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Eater of food, watcher of shows, staffer of cats and born allergic to work. Successfully retired.
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A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect." 🤣🤣

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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

submitted 1 day ago • 1333 comments

I see that Kentucky Fried Chicken is moving so do we call Texas Fried Chicken. No more KFC just TFC. When I was a teen we called it Barney’s Barf Bucket.

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