A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says
"I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
🤣🤣
The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?"
The rabbit says
"I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
🤣🤣
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2. I’m realizing I’ve never heard a punchline to the “a priest, a rabbi and a minister…” setup.
The priest says "I draw a circle and throw the money up. Whatever lands inside the circle I keep."
The minister says, "I do the same but I keep what's outside the circle"
The rabbi says, "I throw it up in the air, and whatever God wants, he takes"
(I've heard several rabbis tell the joke)
"Before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow he was an alligator"
"It's a Hickory Daiquiri doc"
"Its the peanuts. They're complimentary"
How does that work?
"According to Jack Smith of 100 Elm St., Greeneville, TN, circa 2019, A priest, a rabbit..."
The Devil asked the old man, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man says, "Afraid of you? Hell no, I've been married to your sister for 30 years!"🤣
Cuz any more would be two farty
He wanted to getta long lil doggie!
🐶
The bartender asks" will anyone be joining you father?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O."
thanks for the chuckle
Barman says: "is this some kinda joke?"
He thinks then says, I want a watch!
So, they let him.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist)
(Really missing the Oxford comma in common grammar 🥲😭)
The nurse asks the rabbit “Why would we want you here?”
The rabbit says “I’m pretty sure I’m a Type-O”.
My autocorrect is programmed by a retired library lady. Most recent correction was shut instead of smut.