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Veritable pistol. Geriatric millennial. New Yawkah. Phish ⭕️ fan. Litigator. NY Mets make me want to stick head in oven, but gotta believe forever.
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huh, is this bad?

Didn't think that without even repatriating, I would be living in a bona fide Axis of Evil country.

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

RFK Jr. shrugs his shoulders at deadly Texas measles outbreak as he goes about kneecapping flu and COVID vaccines. That’s what happens when you put a raging lunatic in charge of America’s health. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

everyone seeing how when you takeaway the DEI the planes start falling out of the sky

In a heathy democracy, the WHCA would fight this by boycotting all WH and travel events until the old system was restored. But they’re going to roll over and do whatever it takes to maintain “access” so they can be lied to in comfort

Is the legacy media going to do anything? Or is this it?

Hero

Rep. Nick Begich (R-Alaska) told constituents that there was nothing he could do to stop DOGE layoffs affecting people in his state. Says said he found out about budget cuts impacting Alaska "on Twitter" and "had no idea these things were going on" in advance. popular.info/p/freshman-c...

i think this is basically what has happened a big chunk of the american pundit class

It is almost impossible to explain the sheer insanity of Elon Musk apparently having the capability to email the entire federal government evidently without getting approval from anyone—and, apparently, against the wishes of most Cabinet departments.

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

Meanwhile in WI-06, a Trump +16 district.

When people cheer Mangione, watch for tons of pearl-clutching about norms from people who absolutely reject and ignore both norms and actual laws. They seek to impose standards they don’t follow. They’d never apply those norms and standards to Trumpism.

Elon Musk’s actions are leading Afghan refugees who fought alongside our soldiers and have escaped the Taliban to be evicted from their houses.

Kash Patel is the fbi director Good luck everybody

The past ten years has just been the same clutch of morons and apologists insisting that Trump would never cross that line and then shuffling along with him to insist that he would never cross that next one.

The most important working critic in America today is the menswear guy

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

Alright, I’m resolving the debate. All of these are simultaneously true: 1) Dems are the minority in Congress, greatly limiting their institutional power 2) Congressional Dems can and should be doing more 3) Some Dems are actually doing opposition, drawing public attention, etc 4) Not enough are

My whole family starts crying as the judge sentences me to get on a commercial flight

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

i will become a total shill for whichever politician decides to become the joe mccarthy of rooting out silicon valley ideology and influence

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Does this qualify as an emergency yet or should we check the polling in swing districts first

realizing that bluesky doomscrolling may be worse than twitter doomscrolling bc on here people share demonstrable proof that the country is collapsing, whereas twitter is a burn pit for toxic hallucinatory nonsense. the terror of the Real vs the horror of the Uncanny or whatever

I went to a kids' birthday party with my six-year-old yesterday and asked another normie dad about his job at the DOD, and he started spitting venom about "doge" and stupid "anti-dei" policies suddenly hitting them. It really seems like regular not-online people's hatred of the admin is rising fast

I want to congratulate scientists on making smaller and smaller devices that make us angrier and angrier

i feel like it's an open question whether or not the flu vaccine will even be available next season

A Trump-Musk memo telling US government employees to hide what’s happening from the public is a sign that: 1) Public legitimacy is a constraint for them, they know it, and will at times alter their behavior accordingly 2) Reporters should focus on it, revealing more of what they’re trying to hide

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

I’ve considered it and, you know what? I don’t fucking care. They’ve already elevated those exact far right outlets at the Pentagon and pushed out legacy media. Legitimate news outfits can take a stand against this now, or they can meekly enable this fascist shit & *still* get pushed out later.

It finally happened: President Donald Trump's Justice Department has ordered federal prosecutors in New York City to drop all criminal charges against Mayor Eric Adams. "New Yorkers have to realize we're on our own." hellgatenyc.com/mayor-adams-...

One thing that rich Americans have generally recognized is that our system of checks and balances that makes it difficult for any single branch in the government to act quickly and forcefully has almost always been a great benefit to them. They may lament this present moment of plutocratic hubris.

i'm not tuning out. i am specifically trying to drive this newspaper into bankruptcy.

Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer

People who are still double posting on bsky and twitter

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo