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You’re laughing? We’re going to Ft. Knox to see if the gold is there because maybe somebody stole the gold, tons of gold, and you’re laughing??

No, money down!

I see they started with the copyeditors.

I'm often hesitant to note my anger at certain headlines, because I'm angry at lots of headlines these days. But man, this one hits close to home.

If I had a "don't make me tap the sign" sign on here, it would say: Every single person has words they dislike or would prefer not be used. Even you.

All we’re asking is that you treat the Republicans at least as harshly as a staffer who got a coffee order wrong.

The fact that these two headlines can come out on the exact same day should raise existential questions about our Holocaust remembrance culture.

Okay yes I do heart NY

I can’t say I’ve thought about inflation that much since the US Attorney in the district you and I both live in had to resign because the President wanted to make a corrupt deal with the Mayor, backed by the threat of a dangling DOJ prosecution, to terrorize immigrants and people of color here.

🤔

He's sounding more Trumpian by the day.

Holy Shit. They're burning through people pretty fast now. After Sassoon refused/resigned, the next two people - heads of Public Integrity Section (DC) and the Criminal Division also refused/resigned. This all JUST happened. And these are all 'actings', so they're people the Trump crew chose.

The leopard finally ate his face

Everything’s coming up Measles!

Those women athletes that cried against trans athletes thought they were gonna sign a deal with the devil and not give up something? lol oh.

no such thing as a free dropped federal corruption charge

I genuinely did not anticipate how often I would have to read the phrase "who has used the online handle 'Big Balls'" at work.

Congrats to everyone who voted for the collapse of the government in order to lower inflation; one and only one of those things is happening.

Trump orders White House to be renamed Don’s Mojo Dojo Casa House

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

RIP to every single lightpost in the city of Philadelphia

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

Why must I hear Tom Brady opining on my TV?

It’s nice that the NFL is still doing the “Lift Every Voice and Sing” performance, at least.

“While I had previously supported the leopards eating people’s faces, I have been recently informed that the leopards are planning to eat *my* face, so I am asking for a new strategy where they do not do so.”

[Insert Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit meme]

Once again this is a Nozomi Tanaka fan account.

😭

Another episode of Traitors, another absolute LOOK from Alan Cumming (although if we’re honest Lala was phoning it in this week, girl needs to get her head back in the game).

This is evil. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/06/h...

this story hits a little close to home 🤧

Even the dictionary is shading the Mavs.

sign an executive order into law is not how any of this works

The "Eliminate Looting of Our Nation by Mitigating Unethical State Kleptocracy" Act is a solid backronym.

It's become tiresome to say, but once more for posterity: I'm old enough to remember email security being the top priority in national politics.

Now there's a headline I can respect www.nytimes.com/2025/02/05/w...

Anecdata: I’m still friends with a group of women I met at journalism school 20(!) years ago. Of the six of us, I’m the only one left in news, and if I lost my current job, I’d probably call it quits too.