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WaPo Work Advice columnist, aka the smart-aleck down the hall. https://linktr.ee/karlalmiller
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Seriously… watch this show. You’ll come out smarter for it.

I owe the television part of my career to @joyannreid.bsky.social, as do so many other Black voices y'all never would have heard of if not for her. And *that's* why she's gone. They can treat black folks as interchangeable, but everybody Black knows that Joy was indispensable.

Dear OPM FOIA staff - Remember to preserve all of these email responses, as we will be submitting FOIA requests for this consolidated compilation of information on what the entire federal government did last week. Thx - FOIA community

Non-elected President, Senator and Representative, His Majesty Elon Musk sent an email to all fed employees asking them to respond with what they did last week, stating failure to reply by a deadline will be taken as a resignation. Here is a statement from the AFGE President in response.

Don't lose this in all the noise. Trump abandoned Americans in hostile areas for no other reason than doing their jobs. Now they have 30 days to move countries and find new homes, jobs, schools. Go to @altusaid.bsky.social and read the stories. Then call your reps. This betrayal cannot be tolerated

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

Last year, as a special Christmas gift for my theater kid (and, well, me), I became a @kennedycenter.bsky.social subscriber. Theater has been our shared comfort, whether it’s local school productions or national tours, something we could enjoy in spite of *waves at everything* Now this.

Happy Caturday. May it bring rest and restoration.

Warning: This article about worker deaths at an Alabama lumber mill makes Upton Sinclair read like Dr. Seuss. Meanwhile, OSHA is being accused of "overreach" and lawmakers are trying to weaken child labor laws. www.washingtonpost.com/business/int...

So they removed the black chairman of the Joint Chiefs in the middle of his 4-year tour, without cause, and they're seeking to replace him with a white **retired** Air Force three-star general who lacks the requisite experience as a service chief or combatant commander? Huh, how about that

Excellent word choice in this headline. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

#alphabetchallenge #weekHforheroes #blacksky #blackhistorymonth Happy birthday to the great John Lewis, born this day in 1940. Let's all celebrate him by getting into some good trouble.

Side note. There are eight members of the joint chiefs. the chair is black. the CNO (navy) is a woman. the other six are white guys. chair and the cno got fired tonight.

!!! Judge Abelson “agreed with the plaintiffs that the executive orders discourage businesses, organizations and public entities from openly supporting diversity, equity and inclusion. ‘The harm arises from the issuance of it as a public, vague, threatening executive order,’ he said ...’”

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

Are federal workers lazy? Nope, says @andrewvandam.bsky.social — certainty not compared to private-sector peers. (I think we’re all about to find out the hard way how much federal workers actually do, now that thousands are no longer allowed to do it.) www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Horrifying. And exactly what we were told would happen.

As a diner, I don’t want waitstaff on commission and feeling pressured to upsell me if all I want is a snack and a cup of coffee. But I guess tipping encourages upselling as well (bigger check = bigger tips). I’d rather they just get paid a decent wage. www.washingtonpost.com/food/2025/02...

Another Holocaust-like situation is shaping up right before our eyes. Non-criminals are being sent to Panama...and held in the jungle.

I want a leader who runs the government like a business. Specifically like the worst family-owned business imaginable. A pet store where the tropical fish have all somehow contracted gonorrhea. A failing adult bookstore run by two feuding brothers who keep trying to blow up each others' cars.

“I have received amplifying guidance indicating you should not have been on the list for termination and you may disregard the previous email,” it said. “You have not been terminated.” I don’t know *any* functional business that runs like this.

Go to these links and turn off everything you can find in Settings.

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

“I finally found one person I knew who got DOGE’d, and it hit me in the heart.” Newsflash: To the leopards, we all have faces.

this is barely more than 'white people were promised this wouldn't happen to us'

NEW: Texas Banned Abortion. Then Sepsis Rates Soared. ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis is the most detailed look yet into a rise in life-threatening complications for women experiencing pregnancy loss under Texas’ abortion ban.

Brief diversion into comments in my column. Several people pointing out the irony that my explanation of how to deal with chatty coworkers is itself excessively loquacious.

I remember being in middle/high school and lying awake in bed in a cold sweat thinking about nuclear attacks from Russia. Am I just old? Is this what aging is like?

And we’re back to kids in cages.

High-speed rail looking better all the time

SO good. So needed. The definitive breakdown of that halftime show and so much more. Art really can save you. Thank you @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social youtu.be/TgKsG6NZSIo?...

We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle. We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle. We set up a concentration camp for asylum seekers in the Panama jungle.

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social walks the talk.

Incredible news! More hospitals have returned to offering gender affirming care after Trump's executive order was blocked. Moments after publishing our story on hospitals returning, Childrens National DC announced a return to care. And JUST now, Colorado Children's is back to giving care! AMAZING

Just now picking up my daughter’s Claudia’s Corgi, Gracie, from her spaying procedure from Friendship Animal Hospital in northwest DC. It turns out they are doing something amazing for people victimized by the insane government purges 👉

This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

Sad day here at the IRS. Keep all the terminated folks in your prayers. #FedStrong

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

Hundreds of asylum seekers from around the globe are being trapped by the US in a Panama hotel where they'll eventually be sent to a camp in the jungle. One Chinese man said “I thought: America is a free country with respect for human rights. I had no idea it was like a dictatorship.”

"DEI" is the new "communism" under McCarthy: a baseless, randomly applied label allowing the government to target and eliminate anyone. Internal documents obtained by the Post show DOGE has long had a detailed plan in place for this. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...