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ADHD be like “Veggies for lunch. Check” “Veggie dip. Check” “Orange.” “…” *Mentally replays the interview with Eminem where he describes rhyming words with ‘orange’* “Y’know, he didn’t invent slant rhymes…”

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I’m treating to current political climate like I would a terminal disease: ignore it until I die

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else getting ghost followers? You get a notification saying they followed you, but they don’t appear on your in-app notifications?

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

It wasn’t until a few weeks ago it hit me. I was getting groceries on my way home from work and I heard Blink 182’s ‘All the Small Things’ playing from the store’s speakers. It was then that I realized… My store’s awesome!

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders

submitted 143 days ago • 61 comments

If I had a nickel for every time I played an RPG where I befriended the first character I met just to have them die in the first act, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Classic

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy. Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.

submitted 153 days ago • 205 comments

WHY DIDNT LITERALLY ANYONE TELL ME THAT [wildly popular game that I just now got around to playing] WAS GOOD???

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s some unsolicited parenting advice: Don’t try to make your child a mini you. Let them be the best version of themself. Try to take an interest in the things they’re interested in, even if it’s just acknowledging it. Don’t put them down for having an interest, bare minimum.

submitted 160 days ago • 1 comment

Look Ma, I’m an influencer!

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Son: “Dad, I can’t use the PC while this game’s installing. I’m bored.” Me, seeing an opportunity: “Let me teach you about Dark Souls on the PS4.”

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submitted 162 days ago • 323 comments

The surest sign I’ve found that someone I follow is a scammer is if they dm me.😒

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

8 likes on two posts in the same day?! I’m doing numbers, baby!

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Been treating Bluesky like a big ass Discord server where you can just post and/or reply to whatever you want, whenever you want, and I’m having so much fun because of it.

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments