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every time my fiancé tries to say “era” he says “error”. it makes it hard to talk about taylor swift

It feels like the world has already ended and we’re all living in the part after the screen says— “One Week Earlier.”

i had a hard time adjusting to having a snuggly dog after only having dogs that would lay at the foot of the bed (at the closest), but now after 5 years i literally cry when my dog DOESN’T want to snuggle me

Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.” Beyond parody.

ICONIC: Yosemite National Park workers just hung an upside-down American flag—THOUSANDS of feet up on El Capitan. That’s not decoration. That’s a distress signal. They’re telling us the country is in danger. Are you paying attention? www.sfchronicle.com/outdoors/art...

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I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

Amen to that.

i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

danielle the fucking theatrics are getting ridiculous i’m sorry idk how any of them are keeping from rolling their eyes

I am beginning to think I am living in a sitcom. Today I slipped in mud while walking the dogs and got covered in mud. Molly stole all the carrot slices out of my bag while I was flailing about. Came home showered went to have toast, which popped out of the toaster and flew in to Molly's mouth.

girl who just got $7.50 from a class action

if danielle wins traitors i might boycott next season tbh i hate her so bad

cried in front of my boss for the first time today, it only took 4 months (she handled it well)

looking back everything went to shit when Schoolhouse Rock stopped airing

Happy Black History Month

I thought we were all dead serious about leaving the other sites like I literally haven’t been on facebook since the zuckerberg stuff, haven’t been on tiktok since the trump propaganda, and haven’t been on twitter since the salute. Why do I keep hearing about people still going there???

oh my god. i’m like the crypts keeper.

watching the early seasons of summer house is so crazy knowing that kyle and amanda are actually fully married right now in 2025 meanwhile he’s like the world’s worst boyfriend and cheating on her all the time

i’m sad stephen didn’t overlap with jordan on summer house, because stephen would have sussed out that repressed queerness caused by religious oppression and internalized homophobia soooo fast after experiencing it himself

No amount of executive orders can make us cease to exist.

This is a concentration camp. They are describing a concentration camp.

this just reminded me of when justin bieber went there and was like i wonder if she would have been a belieber

i’ve been watching summer house. season 1 was like nails on a chalkboard to get through, season 2 was much better (only half the wirkuses), and the moment season 3 started it’s like life finally became good again and sparked joy (hannah and paige showed up and there were NO WIRKUSES)

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having another one of those late-night crying moments because i hear my sweet girl snoring and i love her so much but then i remember how bad of a dog parent i was when she was a puppy. i know it’s been 5 years but i still feel so much guilt. i try to be better every day, she deserves a perfect mom

psychopath shit

why we don’t have more dolly parton-style rich people i will never understand

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.