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katamaro.bsky.social
adrenaline rush addict, intellectual masochist, seeker of music & rye, incurable wanderlust
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Needs more Affleck…

NEW: Court records show Martin violated a judge’s order, ghostwrote online attacks on a judge and engaged in what experts called professional misconduct. Such a track record might have derailed another lawyer’s career. Not so for this Trump prosecutor.

Good I don’t want my tax dollars supporting that jackass dictator

…the noise I just made… I don’t even care if real, my joy absolutely was.

Things that make my black heart sing with joy… purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka and driving the Kancamagus on a bluebird day with Shoegaze playlist on vol 11. *deep inhale of mountain air* *deep exhale of bullshit*

Today’s Mantra: Illegitimi non carborundum… I also need a hug.

I’m at the Aquarium in Lisbon. Saw a big Sand Tiger Shark. They’re the only shark that farts. It didn’t have that information in the wall though. Would be better if it did.

Had a car pull up next to me in turn lane for MGH… heard the wife scream before he finished “she’s in labor can I cut?” •0.o• DUDE WHAT?! JUST GO! •0.o• He was clearly from “away”.

Anyone shocked that CSAM images were next after DMT-inspired dogs? …prayin for tidal waves…

stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it 🙏

You get 3 snaps and an around the world for that term. Damn that was good.

Hopefully the California schools have more fight in them than Columbia. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor...

Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously. Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.

"A terrified young student, snatched off the street by a masked police force taken thousands of miles across the country without anyone knowing. It is as flatly authoritarian as anything we have ever seen in this country," says @chrislhayes.bsky.social on Tufts student Rumeysa Ozturk's detention.

Crew just started announcements and our pilot is Captain Kirk. I… um… erm… #llap 🖖

Not enough tea in the verse to sip for this… Wish it meant something.

I don’t recognize this world anymore…

She got some sass & swerve.

Fuk fuk fukkity fuk. Can we please boot up the LHC to put the universe back to 2014?

Indeed.

PSA for anyone saying “just spend your endowment”… They can’t. Full-stop. Those donations, especially big ones, have more legal contracts specifying usage than Disney trademarks. Think of it as a structured settlement/allowance but no “JG Wentworth” ability. Source: I’ve dealt with them.

“Right wingers have been trolling me and disrupting our town halls for years,” said Rep. @aoc.bsky.social. “Anyone who lets this stuff be an excuse to hide from the public and stop doing town halls is not cut out for the job.” www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...

I'm not doomscrolling, I'm just sampling a buffet of farm-to-table panic attacks

I like your style… I may have to bust out the whisky bra and try this myself. Gonna need reinforcement booze to tolerate the hearing.

Wait how did Norway get dragged into this? I imagine Norway chillin and enjoying their kirkekaffe + brown cheese waffles… hear Marmalade Mugabe mention them and say “I want to be excused from this narrative”

US Atty for DC area told Georgetown Law “screw you guys!” over teaching DEI… >0.o< Also… “came to my attention reliably” — were you passed a note in 2nd period, preferably folded like a football??

So… they are really going to try this where the shot heard round the world was fired. Interesting plan. Worked out well for the last red-lovin people too right?

Hey Bostonians… need help with a missing brain file: purple + green in the Pru == Mardi Gras right?

Sounds like a great activity for a break from homework. Proud to endorse Petty Betty and do my part.

In completely unrelated news to my previous post…

What fffffffffng timeline did I wake up in? Also dear bozo, you know the NYTimes exists right?

An exhaustive thread on stage-gates to defend/fight… This is the new normal until the players change.

This is America 2025…. Where is the bite to this bark? What are the consequences of non-compliance? They have all sorts when it is George Frankly or Kate Tuesday in there.