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San Francisco based Playwright. Trained in science. Impervious to water balloons. BayFC Fan. Doom Loop Denier. (Definitely not three goats in a trench coat.)
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First one to get arrested and post a mug shot gets all my donations. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social pass it on.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I was in traffic next to this one a few days ago. 🤦🏼‍♀️

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

What's my preferred government? CHONKY.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

a lot of people want to not be held responsible for slavery and indigenous genocide but want to hold onto the generational wealth and preferential structures resulting from them. I mean, I know it's obvious but I think it should probably get said out loud a lot more often

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

submitted 1 day ago • 80 comments

RFK Jr. thinks that a clinical trial should be done for the entire childhood vaccine schedule. Here’s why that will never happen. 1. You can’t do a randomized trial of something that we already know is safe and effective. There would have to be a placebo group that didn’t get vaxxed. Unethical.

submitted 3 days ago • 697 comments

Props to this judge who did their biology homework.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Trump's lawyers are absolutely flailing in the courts right now

submitted 3 days ago • 238 comments

Here’s the pitch: They hire back the accidentally-fired bird flu folks *and* the accidentally-fired nuclear security guys BUT they put them in each other’s jobs — also by accident! It’s TRADING PLACES meets FAILSAFE meets CONTAGION — and maybe also FREAKY FRIDAY! Need a title.

submitted 3 days ago • 255 comments

TECH BROS: "wE buiLt tHe woRLd sO We sHOuld GeT tO RUn it. Meanwhile, what they're building... 🤦🏼‍♀️

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

"They are fools who cannot last forever because they oppose reality itself, and reality will not be denied forever." Read this all the way to the end. Then read it again.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

the thing that the Tea Party was the most successful at was getting the rest of the party in line with extremist shit, because everyone was terrified that they would be primaried by local car dealer Bob Q. Gunhumper Dems must fear losing their jobs if they won't fight and purge Trumpists

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

They literally just did a search for key words and then fired everyone. This is the laziest fucking coup in history. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

reminded of something I wrote about Lauren Boebert back in 2020 theweek.com/articles/946...

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

Hey you! Yes, you. I'm going to need you to stop what you're doing and look at this very important photo of my dog's toe beans.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

A year of Thursdays in the computer lab, and I personally never made it to Oregon... This does not bode well for me guys.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Unless Harris runs, I'm gonna say right now I'd HAPPILY vote Bonta for Gov. when Newsom terms out. (Also his wife, Mia Bonta, is equally awesome.)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

If this were a scene, it's the part where you awkwardly laugh, say: "Oh, yeah... Nice one." While desperately making "Help Me" eyes at your friends across the bar. 😬🤦🏼‍♀️

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

As a theatre maker, I will happily volunteer to help ensure no one writes a play about it either.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

submitted 10 days ago • 388 comments

The fact that an illegal takeover of the government is being perpetrated by unelected cyberterrorists accessing our private data and trillions of our dollars, while OUR representatives are blocked from Federal buildings by ARMED SECURITY SHOULD BE CONGRESS' #1 CONCERN AND THE TOP STORY EVERYWHERE

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments