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katkin20.bsky.social
Slowly collecting cats. I live in Brum of my own free will. I've been able to replicate David Bellamy's signature since 1981.
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Only a couple of weeks to go! Saturday June 21st. Birmingham.

Happy #caturday

It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

Need a special criminal offence for the type of fraud which just brings gaiety to the nation. American boomers in Nebraska will still be serving Scottish tea today and talking about its unique homeland taste.

🎶"... These are a few of my favourite things..."🎶

It's here! A brand new episode of Weird in the Wade, wherever you listen! The Secrets of Royston Cave. Will they reveal themselves to us, or are some of it's secrets lost in the fog of time? Find out wherever you get your podcasts including BBC Sounds www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

1991-ish

REPORTER: When could the administration resume interviews for foreign students visa? TRUMP: On what? REPORTER: Foreign student visas TRUMP: For the French? REPORTER: All the foreign students TRUMP: What are you referring-- foreign visas for what?

I love my local. We didn't even reserve a table

Mothman necklace tonight

No one ever talks about how the Titanic successfully crossed 80% of the Atlantic

Speaking of Roland Gift...

It's my birthday today. I'd like to wish my birthday chums a very happy birthday - Kylie Minogue, Roland Gift, William Pitt the Younger and Dr Joseph-Ignace Guillotin 🎂

MissK got her student visa for the US just a couple of weeks ago... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Awww they're finally getting on! Oh.

Well, that's another day nearly over, gang. Just enough time left to quickly check in on the AI takeover we're sacrificing our actual planet to fuel.

Happy Dracula Day, have a lolly to celebrate

her: come over me: can’t. i’m steering a 443-foot cargo ship her: my parents aren’t home ;)

Current view. Happy #caturday

The cats have been fed an hour early. I made the fatal mistake of waking at 4am and moving slightly. From then on it was non stop nagging and having cat bums shoved in my face til I could take no more.

Are they plotting something?

Got complimented twice today on this fabulous @happytoast.bsky.social tshirt. I've realised the only time I get complimented on my attire is when I wear his artwork 👀

Ooh the dentist has changed from BBC (safe) to ITV (anything can happen) in the waiting room.

Maybe it's called a corpse flower because that's a dead ballerina stuffed in a bucket.

It’s World Goth Day. Here we see the essential difference between the American & English mindset.

🎶 HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL 🎶

“Where do you get your ideas from?”

Dave ❤️

youtube.com/watch?v=vqZq...

MrK at Wet Leg with all the other dads tonight

No one has ever LinkedIn this hard. I am CRINE.

This is the best George Wendt joke on cheers by an absolute mile, and its so well done www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNH...

Why is it only Tuesday?

The one clever trick to do if you’re dead. Vicars HATE it.