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Please nobody ever tell Trump Norway 🇳🇴 is a socialist utopia, with equal rights for everyone, no matter gender or sexuality. Feel safer him thinking we’re a bunch of boring rich white people. No auto follow, and no, I will not give you money.
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Norways stand on anything US or Russian right now is "leave us alone or FAFO"

The perfect resume doesn’t exist…

Saying that all Jewish or Israeli people want to invade Palestine is like saying all Palestinians are terrorist. Free Palestine 🇵🇸 but use your brain before you speak

Even I, the very hardcore Palestine supporter, felt sorry for the orthodox Jewish family at the airport for some of the looks they were getting. Every👏Jewish👏person👏is not👏a👏zionist! Not👏all👏zionist👏are👏Jewish. Not👏all👏Islaeli👏wants👏to👏invade👏Palestine!!

2025: it only gets worse

When they inevitably make a film about Luigi Mangione, they're gonna struggle so hard to find an actor who looks as good as him.

Dear MAGA white women who discovered were DEI-hires👋 Have the day you voted for😊

Having a bad day? Need cheering up? Imagine Trump sitting in his office, panicking because the stock market is crashing,nothing going like according to plan, getting angry calls from all his rich friends. Hope thinking of it makes you as happy as it's making me.

Why? Who the fuck knows. -2025-

I live in the middle of nowhere, right under the flight path of emergency helicopters. Those two things are an unusual combination. Why am I telling you this? I don't know.

*checks news* So that's why there was a helicopter over my home earlier

Fixed it. #ourpoopisnotforsale

Remember those boards we made for school presentations when we were 9?

When "Fahrenheit 451" is starting to feel like something that can happen any day now, that's when shit is truly fucked up.

Are you a conservative man? Want to prevent abortions? Get a vasectomy.

Hadn't brushed my cats in a couple of days.

Today's fun fact: The modern duct tape was invented by a woman. Her name was Vesta Stoudt.

How to survive the apocalypse Trump is trying to bring: 1. Don't spend money on weapons. Instead, take extra first aid classes. Learn improvising in medical emergencies. You'll be useful and protected.

Irrationally annoyed. There's been accusations against someone public I like. I can't ignore witnesses and evidence just because it's someone I used to be a fan of. That makes me no better than the maga.

Pissing off the Danes and then asking if they'll sell him eggs is peak Trump

Good news, everyone! Trump has started working on the price of eggs. Norwegian and Danish prime ministers' offices confirm they've received emails from his office, asking if they're willing to sell eggs to the US.

Plans this week is watching all the alien-movies. It’s a nice plan

Can I get a happy birthday for my cat Grebo? He’s 16 today 😻

My cat Grebo is 16 today. Happy Birthday to him 🥰🥳

Never thought I’d be cheering for heart disease

So both local and international news are terrible, and one of my few escapes, Boston Bruins #nhl, is a dumpster fire.

Can the world stop sucking for a few days? Please? Feeling like we’re in an apocalypse.

I can’t check the news anymore. Too painful

Another one of spaceX rockets exploding. Oh, how terrible it must be for Elon 🎻🎻🎻

What childhood was like before vaccines www.vox.com/health/40268...

In Oversight today, my colleagues stuck to their usual script: blaming immigrants for all crime & claiming Dem mayors are too soft. Well, I was curious to know if they’ve ever had an immigrant with a criminal record that they could recall. Tune in!

I don't know who this guy is but he's absolute right.

I have never been prouder to be Norwegian than I am right now.

So now Norway is going full on FAFO. Donating record sums to Ukraine and refusing to sell oil to USA army. Good luck getting that peace prize, donald!

Let this sink in.