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katre.henchmonkey.org
Software engineer and bassist (one of these pays, one of these is fun). Lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. He/him. Formerly @katre on the birdsite, currently also on Mastodon as @[email protected]
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Hi, it's me, your stupidest coworker, do you have time to answer the same question you've answered 5 times already? I want to make sure I ignore what you are saying and do it wrong correctly

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

It's important to understand that Trump: 1. Means everything he says 2. Is always lying 3. Can change his mind Many seem to think that because he's lying, there must be a rational explanation/aim, and this is proven if he pivots But the truth is that all of these things are happening at once

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

#DnD Advice: If your DM doesn't show up in 15 minutes, you're legally allowed to leave.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

A thing I learned making bad student films: if there's something important that you don't want the audience/reader to notice, you have to draw attention to it so that they remember that they didn't notice it. Otherwise they actually don't notice it and the ending doesn't work. Writing is horrible.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

i cant stand it, a boring sandwich im gonna make it great, its on my plate i cant stand mustard when im at lunch cause your french’s jar aint so good to munch so while you sit back and wonder why i got this fancy jar by my side oh my god, its a dijon im putting on my bread, its grey poupon

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

If the US agrees to become our 11th province, we'll offer them many exciting benefits—including free Bhangra lessons for every US citizen, delivered with our signature Canadian politeness, warmth and welcoming spirit.

submitted 14 days ago • 155 comments

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

submitted 15 days ago • 71 comments

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

submitted 18 days ago • 67 comments

Living in a 15 minute city is great; I walk a mile in any direction and find myself back at my apartment, with only minor changes. Sure, the noises from the dog park get deeper. After the tenth iteration or so I can't read the signs anymore. But the stranger in my apartment welcomes me every time.

submitted 36 days ago • 22 comments

Me, when my wife is sick: You poor thing, just rest and get better, I'll take care of everything. Here's some medicine, here's some soup, take a nap.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

BEHOLD my PROOF has arrived! As promised, there are rubber bands to hold in all the bones Shocking! Horrible! ... Very effective!

submitted 44 days ago • 13 comments

where does the new york times even find these people

submitted 46 days ago • 742 comments

Anyway back to le work, maybe you should read NOT LOST (NEVER LOST), it is very short, and is about a little space probe facing its own mortality (maybe). :) "I was never built to go home, I tell the creature of light. I was never meant to go home."

submitted 53 days ago • 28 comments

Copied (with permission) from a discworld group I’m in if anyone can help even if it’s just a share

submitted 53 days ago • 27 comments