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katre.henchmonkey.org
Software engineer and bassist (one of these pays, one of these is fun). Lives in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. He/him. Formerly @katre on the birdsite, currently also on Mastodon as @[email protected]
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Hooray! The group I usually play with tends to default every problem to "Let's put on a play!" Which is really fun when the problem is "there are too many goblins in this cave"
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Have fun! D&D can be a lot of fun with friends. Make sure to go directly for the wacky ideas, those are always the best.
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Hey, how about I ask you how to solve a problem, you tell me how you'd do it, then I'll say "No, not like that" and ask you again. Is that a good time for everyone?
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Auction off a chance to smash a luxury car with a sledgehammer. I'd pay a lot to break the cars of some people in my neighborhood.
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Did they invade a golf course in their toy trucks?
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This was something I didn't know I needed today, thanks.
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I can't believe how quickly I started reading that at the correct cadence. My hat is off, sir.
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Two weeks? That would go on my tombstone.
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In 2025, every day is a Fuck You Friday: achewood.com/2005/01/07/t...
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Wait, you mean the Dead Milkmen lied to me?
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In high school, the clock in the Latin classroom was broken, and would occasionally tick backwards. The teacher (a wonderful woman) did not believe us, and thought we were joking, for about six months until she happened to see it for herself.
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“Rationalism” is not derived from “rational” as in thought but “rationalizing” as in the psychological process by which one self justifies emotional decisions
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I cannot wait for your book.
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Yeah, if someone follows me and we've never interacted, it's a block.
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Where can I sign up for the trans ally Warhammer league?
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thank you so much for coming out, it was great to meet you! here's a link to the guide: docs.google.com/document/d/1... and re: the headdesk project- i just looked into it and that looks very cool! i'd be happy to participate/include this, and will do more zines like this in the future!
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It was super nice of that guy (it was definitely a guy) to give everyone else an early warning like that.
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As both a cyclist and a pedestrian, I have far fewer problems with cyclists in pedestrian spaces than I do with pedestrians in cycle spaces.
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Even with separate bike lanes, people walk in them, so unless there are actual guards keeping people out it won't change anything.
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Agreed, I don't see a problem with the current rail system and I have seen lots of connectors like the ones in the video snapped by people using too much force.
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It turns out their side winning in politics still didn't make other people like them.
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Is there a webpage collecting them all? I want to go back and reread but bsky makes that a bit tricky.
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I was at a bar once and met someone with a Sanctuary Moon T-shirt. I don't know which of us was more surprised but it was definitely very cool.
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Posted as I take my second trip of the day to the pharmacy.
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And my wife, of course, is the exact same way.
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Me, when I am sick: I am the worst, this is a moral failing, I need to get up and be useful and not overload everyone else while I malinger.
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I dunno, he definitely gives off the vibe of someone who heard about a therapist using CBT and was very excited until the acronym was expanded.
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I loved the idea of Ilium and Olympos.... And then I actually read them and, ugh.
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I am very jealous of you.
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Single payer healthcare except the single payer is Facebook.
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Okay, now I am imagining Kermit yelling "As you wiiiiish!" while tumbling down a hill, arms and legs flailing everywhere, and it's glorious.
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Do I have to be both? Cause I'm only one but I still like public transit.
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In high school my friend would regularly ask me, "hey, want to come over to my house and fuck like weasels?" I'd laugh, it was a joke. When I went to college she gave me a button to wear that said "Please be obvious, I'm oblivious!" A few years after *that* the lightbulb finally turned on.
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I'm not crying you are crying. That was so good, thank you.