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Just an average Eldritch Abomination dealing with the darkest timeline, and being expected to wear pants Roll for SAN loss, even though it has been ages since I've last eaten 1D4 Investigators per turn She/Her (The standard Eldritch Abomination pronouns)
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... Nintendo has figured out their primary demographics...

So, the latest GQuuuuuuX makes it seem like the building just regularly gets set on fire. Like the harlots setting customers on fire is just a Tuesday. With them having new customers at a good enough rate, they don't even reprimand the smex workers for killing clientelle with fire

So, had a dream that the biggest news media publisher was an organisation that published pictures of wet kittens (not an euphemism). Like in house production of so many kitten pictures (often wet). Newsrooms would compete to get 87% of the reach of the wet kitten "standard" (again, not an euphemism)

Hey uh, heads up, if you have to regularly remind people that "something is where the future is going"--maybe that should be taken as a sign that, perhaps, that isn't the direction the future is headed in?

Google, how do I make nuclear fuel using potatoes

... sounds like there is a really really loud pigeon outside my window...

I'm so glad we are destroying the planet for this nonsense I mean, it isn't like there is a million other better things we could be working on right now

For the sake of clarity.