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she/her πŸ’–πŸ’œπŸ’™ Director, AD, photographer, dancer, bunny mom. From SC, live in NYC, phir bhi dil hai Hindustani. kayfilums.com
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You don’t have to do anything for a Klondike bar. You really can just be a person with $3.

someone who I know voted for Trump died today and I can't help but be a little peeved that he voted for that and then just up and left us alone to deal with the problem without him??

I would give anything to go back in time to 2005 for just a couple hours to see Jeff Goldblum in The Pillowman on Broadway

not only did Wicked come out this weekend, but exactly one year ago I found the love letter from the girl my ex was cheating on me with that talked about how he was "defying gravity" πŸ’• so yeah no I won't be holding space for that song rn

no offense to planet earth and future generations and future reincarnations of myself, but I kind of miss when it was 85 deg in November can we bring that back for the rest of the winter

I drank a cherry lemonade today and had this experience where I was like "wow, this is such a refreshingly sweet taste, reminds me of childhood" and then, a few sips later, realized the delicious refreshing thing it reminded me of from childhood was cough syrup

so is there an app like Letterboxd but for kdramas yet

I think my bunny is the softest animal in the entire world. willing to put it up to a contest, pls if anyone wants to gather all the worlds softest animals into one place for me to pet I will be a wonderful contest judge.

what if reincarnation is real but I keep getting reborn over and over again as the same fucking person and don't even get to experience all the different lives and cultures and timelines in the world

this is definitely gonna ruin the tour

apparently my actual rabbit ate my rabbit vibrator last night and I am literally so mad at her that the only thing that could make me feel better is cumming which I CANT DO thanks bunny 😭

realizing I dont know how to make people I care about feel better without offering to fuck them (bc tbh when I feel any kind of shitty that's what I always think would make me feel better)

every Pride I have this journey where I'm like "hm am I pan instead of bi?" as I buy into biphobic takes about us not being into nonbinary people... but then I see a pan post that's like "hearts not parts" and realize nope I do loooove parts I love dick I love girl dick I love pussy... yep I'm bi af

I left for threads bc it felt like no one was here but then I realized no one being here is exactly what threads is missing, so now I'm back to treat this like a finsta where I exclusively post things I don't want my mom to see as soon as she logs into Facebook πŸ’•πŸ™ƒ

why are all my kinky fantasies so creepy like I just want to be fucked so hard and so good and for so long that we literally fuse souls and can never separate from each other, is that too much to fucking ask

I could never be a parent bc my nephews and I have literal opposite sleeping schedules like by the time I am awake enough to call them they're already tucked in for the night and then they're up at 4a when I'm falling asleep again. children are wild.

okay not a KDRAMA making me cry about 9/11 this is actually really well done (other than the cute lil one story suburban home at 382 W 36th St lmao)

"Since 2020 we have seen a surge in reckless behavior like subway surfing," the official said, "even though there is more awareness now than ever of how often this leads to death." It's almost like, since 2020, we have all just.... really wanted to die, as a society.

just started Twenty Five Twenty One and istg if this show doesn't end up being gay af the way this girl has a crush on this other girl I'm gonna be so upset #kdrama

I failed miserably at learning French in college, and what learning Hindi and more recently trying to learn Korean has taught me is that all French needed was some good 4hr movies or 16hr dramas, and to put some super fun choreo to all their music, and I would have NAILED that shit.

is it just me or are these white men... wearing baseball caps... and headsets... and pens around their necks... holding and taking notes on... call sheets? something tells me I could do this job πŸ€”

I hate when they say it's a "lazy girl" cooking video but they use more than a microwave to make the meal like you truly do not comprehend the level of lazy I am do you

if you see this, post a rabbit

I just found out that WaterTok is the opposite of what I thought it was, it's not a sacred place where we all talk about the merits of water and why it's the best drink ever, it's a haunted place where people drink juice and call it "water" 😭

this is wild news, absolutely wild, how could anyone have predicted this outcome

I went outside and interacted with people this past weekend so of COURSE I have Covid this week, NO I haven't tested positive and YES my only symptom is EXHAUSTION but istg IM DYING I cannot be bothered to interact with the world again any time soon

I got a bunny thinking we could share Costco salads and shit so I would get healthier but instead she only eats cilantro and mint so I just end up buying hundreds of dollars of vegan Thai take out every week and giving her all the herbs 😭

watching #SweetHome S2 and thinking about how these kids are so traumatized by losing their families and constantly watching murder and how that's happening to thousands of kids irl in Palestine rn too

I love watching movie/tv adaptations of books I've already read bc the whole time I'm like "istg I've seen this before" but it was literally just in my head as I was reading it

Felix's tour of Saltburn when Oliver first arrives is 100% exactly how I feel when my homeowner sister is like "oh yes that's in the powder room, right by the cat room" and her mansion is only, like, one mile long

Natalia Speaks is finally out, I can finally figure out who is the bigger national treasure Natalia Grace or Gypsy Rose πŸ’•

Amen.

the way my white male nephew is only 3yo but is already pro-cop due to the indoctrination via this show Paw Patrol and won't hear it when I try to explain that acab includes Chase 😭

just watched the Hunger Games prequel and Snow has so many lines, especially when he's a Peacekeeper, that I swear I've also heard said by every person defending Netanyahu and the IDF's actions. I literally cried at least 3 times just thinking about Palestine while watching.

Olivia Rodrigo has a GREAT voice, so beautiful, but I haven't found as much joy listening to her music as I found watching her on Bizaardvark... until watching her absolutely KILL her SNL performances!!! sweet jesus she is such a wonderful delightful performer and seeing her act again was wonderful!

no one told me Spencer saying it was him and Carly on last week's SNL was even more funny bc Adam Driver even did Spencer's lil adult baby head bit!!! Jerry Trainor is an icon

more people need to marry within their own gender we are really just like fucking up the gene pool with all this intergender coupling and I think we need to keep it pure (no children being made)

oh great now I'm in the "am I actually bisexual or am I just so horny and sexually unsatisfied at this point that I'd fuck a brick if it smiled at me" stage of my internalized biphobia

OF COURSE I just got a notification that Mercury is in retrograde for the rest of the year 😩